i’ve never posted a “painting in need of a caption” — it’s always been photos. but this beauty (officially titled “alice”, btw) is, well… so, either alice really needs a new orthodontist, or a new painter.
add your captions. i’ll add the “contenders” up here in the post. to be a contender, it just has to result in anything audible from me when i read it (gasp, chuckle, groan). winner gets a ys book of his or her own choosing. closes monday sometime.
contenders:
Deacon Al’s Gender Reassignment Completed. kevin j. bowman
mom?! ty hogue
Truth to the fact that it wasn’t only Liesl’s classmates drinking some strange brew lately but this photo taken of Liesl’s teacher, Alice. Gman
“Unphased by the liberties Kinkade took in the portrait he sat for, Crowder jokingly said he thought the resemblance was remarkable.” turff89
Alice obviously hasn’t been to wonderland lately. brian aaby
june cleaver’s sister alice – now you know where the “beaver” genes came from! bobbie
“Feeling the need to put on a “happy face” for the congregation. The pastor’s wife resorted to botox.” riddle
i think it’s benny hinn in drag! paul
and the winner is…
Deacon Al’s Gender Reassignment Completed. kevin j. bowman
had lots of strong contenders this time around. almost gave it to ty hogue’s “mom?”, which really made me laugh. but, in the end, we’ll go with kevin’s bowman’s submission — funny stuff.
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Deacon Al’s Gender Reassignment Completed.
mom?!
Producers rejected this early storyboard for Jack Nicholson’s Joker makeup because it was deemed too “unrealistic”.
As a side note – Poor Alice
Kiss my Grits, Mel. Look who is back? It is Alice. My, how you have changed. So how was the tour with Travis? It looks like you aged some but are happy.
Truth to the fact that it wasn’t only Liesl’s classmates drinking some strange brew lately but this photo taken of Liesl’s teacher, Alice.
Ahh, Alice is obviously the mother of the girl found at the end of this game: http://fun.fourecks.de/flash/games/lab.swf
“Unphased by the liberties Kinkade took in the portrait he sat for, Crowder jokingly said he thought the resemblance was remarkable.”
Ya know, this yearly exam isn’t that bad.
After two years as junior high girls Sunday School teacher, 21 year old Alice said, “ENOUGH!”
Alice obviously hasn’t been to wonderland lately.
From the new YS girl’s only curriculum: GOOD GIRLS DON’T, Alice shows young teens what happens when they don’t “Wait to love and love to wait.”
“Ahhhh Ms. Hepburn. Isn’t botox wonderful?”
And you thought the Virgin Mary couldn’t get Whiter?!?
Who needs a can opener when you have teeth like this?
june cleaver’s sister alice – now you know where the “beaver” genes came from!
“Feeling the need to put on a “happy face” for the congregation. The pastor’s wife resorted to botox.”
When lighted with black lights, Da Vinci’s Code read “No Jesus…No Peace, Know Jesus…Know Peace”.
am sure i dated this woman!
am sure i dated this woman!
on second thoughts, i think it’s benny hinn in drag!
TACO!!!
contest closed. see winner in post.