The Youth Cartel

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October 22, 2006 · 34 comments

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same rules as usual. whatcha got?

CONTENDERS:

The Fast and The Furious IV: Playground Drift
Tagline (in the movie preview guy voice): This isn’t child’s play. (eric wakeling)

K.I.T.T. was unavailable Tuesday afternoon, so Michael Knight had to settle for his back-up ride. (rob c)

“Jumping over the hedge no longer seemed like such a good idea….who is this helmeted freak on my back?” (lars rood)

“It’s a good thing I wore my leathers,” thought Jerry as he leaned into the fierce right hairpin, “because this panda might get the best of me yet…” (mike)

the instructors’ words rang loud as he recalled his advanced training – “paws just before you enter the corner” (tommy s)

Joanna finally began to grasp the humbling impact that age-related dementia could have on the healthy caregiver after she accepted the job as caretaker to the ailing Evel Knievel. (chris)

Exciting preview of the new motion picture, “Crouching Ninja, Hidden Panda” (scottb)

The Taming of Ling-Ling (jeff myers)

Panda Express (brian aaby)

and, the winner is…
panda express (brian aaby). there was just a simplicity to this caption that really worked for me. brian, let me know what YS book you would like.

{ 34 comments… read them below or add one }

Zack October 22, 2006 at 2:59 pm

This is what happens when you can’t afford gas.

David Mackey October 22, 2006 at 3:13 pm

“Henry’s doctor told him one more crash would be the death of him – so he took to riding smaller vehicles in the company of avid preschool crowds.”

Andrew Seely October 22, 2006 at 3:44 pm

As you can see the Panda5000′s low center of gravity makes it one of today’s most innovative pieces of playground equipment, it is already being used in over 2000 parks and playgrounds around the world. Own one for your youth ministry today.

Rob C October 22, 2006 at 4:20 pm

K.I.T.T. was unavailable Tuesday afternoon, so Michael Knight had to settle for his back-up ride.

Ryan October 22, 2006 at 4:26 pm

Johnny practices all year long for Youth Specialties’ “Stupid Human Tricks” at the NYWC

mdaele October 22, 2006 at 5:45 pm

LAP: 420
The leader of The Simulated Extinction 500.

Eric Wakeling October 22, 2006 at 5:52 pm

The Fast and The Furious IV: Playground Drift

Tagline (in the movie preview guy voice): This isn’t child’s play.

David October 22, 2006 at 7:03 pm

“Dude, get off me…this is outlawed in Exodus 22:19!”

ScottB October 22, 2006 at 9:21 pm

That’s one bitchin’ panda.

ScottB October 22, 2006 at 9:24 pm

Tim’s lifelong dream was finally fulfilled by the guys at Orange County Pandas.

Mike October 22, 2006 at 9:48 pm

“It’s a good thing I wore my leathers,” thought Jerry as he leaned into the fierce right hairpin, “because this panda might get the best of me yet…”

Lars Rood October 22, 2006 at 9:57 pm

“Jumping over the hedge no longer seemed like such a good idea….who is this helmeted freak on my back?”

Dean October 23, 2006 at 12:28 am

“I just know if I keep practicing that I will be the new superbike world campion…now if I could just convince mom.”

tommy : s October 23, 2006 at 12:31 am

the instructors’ words rang loud as he recalled his advanced training – “paws just before you enter the corner”

Chris October 23, 2006 at 1:04 am

Joanna finally began to grasp the humbling impact that age-related dementia could have on the healthy caregiver after she accepted the job as caretaker to the ailing Evel Knievel.

K.C. October 23, 2006 at 1:08 am

Coming this winter to a theater near you, “The Matrix 31/2…due to budget constraints, Trinity has to settle for her kids pet panda bike for a stunt in one of her most awesome bike scenes…”

brad October 23, 2006 at 8:50 am

Due to lack of ticket sales in the last James Bond movie, the studio was forced to work on a severely reduced budget.

Gman October 23, 2006 at 10:59 am

Due to lack of Government Support, Jack(24) goes from saving the World to saving the playground.

brian aaby October 23, 2006 at 11:19 am

Panda Express

Jeff Pom October 23, 2006 at 1:19 pm

Budget cuts on the “Back In Black” racing team force drivers into new training techniques.

brian aaby October 23, 2006 at 1:27 pm

“Playground X-Games”
Extreme Panda Leaning, Slide Climber and the Sand Stroller 4X4.

Thud October 23, 2006 at 1:42 pm

Failed marketing stragegy for China’s new “Panda Motorcycles”.

Sue October 23, 2006 at 2:52 pm

Pastor Joe seeks the perfect metaphorical image to share with his emergent congregation.

Jeff Myers October 23, 2006 at 6:08 pm

The Taming of Ling-Ling

Jeff Myers October 23, 2006 at 6:12 pm

Jeremy’s mom scoffed at the reports of lead poisoning on our playgrounds.

Jeff Myers October 23, 2006 at 6:14 pm

You’ll enjoy an active lifestyle at the PowerRangers Retirement Community!

ScottB October 23, 2006 at 11:50 pm

Exciting preview of the new motion picture, “Crouching Ninja, Hidden Panda”

Jeff October 24, 2006 at 1:04 am

This week on American Chopper…

Jeff Pom October 24, 2006 at 1:06 am

Playground Liability Policies – Too Far?

Saulnier October 24, 2006 at 9:36 am

I knowe it. Darth Vader did go to Middle School.
(chris Saulnier)

Kevin I October 24, 2006 at 11:33 am

The guys in Trevor’s biker gang finally proved he couldn’t see out his darkened visor by replacing his bike with a Panda.

Chris Marsden October 26, 2006 at 9:25 am

I wonder if he’s noticed that Panda is bolted to the ground?

Chris Marsden October 26, 2006 at 9:27 am

Insurance costs too high? Don’t settle for a cheaper ride, get quality discount insurance from Progressive. With progressive, you can be safe and still have a budget for a real bike.

marko October 26, 2006 at 3:10 pm

CONTEST CLOSED!

see winner in post.

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