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the expensive leg-splint on my son’s bird

February 25, 2006 · 12 comments

my eight year-old son is good at saving money (unlike my 12 year-old daughter). max saved all fall, and combined that with christmas gift money to buy a bird — a cockatiel — and all the stuff that goes with it. he named the bird sammy, and has been a great pet owner. so what’s a parent to do when the bird gets his little leg caught in a wire on the cage and breaks it? we didn’t do anything for 24 hours, wondering if the leg would, well, correct itself. but when, the next day, the leg was still protruding back and to the side at an unnatural angle, it was time for the vet. now, $180 later, sammy has had an exam, an x-ray (jeannie and max saw it, just like a human x-ray at a doctor’s office), and a cute-and-pathetic little leg splint. they actually had to “set” his leg (which seems about like ‘setting’ a one-millimeter twig to me). i seriously gulped at the cost, and had sammy been a gift from us, i might have just suggested we get another bird instead — 1/2 the price. but, well, max had been so meticulous about saving that money and being responsible. we did have him ‘pitch in’ on the cost of the vet, so he’d have a sense of it. i just hope that’s a once-in-a-bird-lifetime affair!

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Diddy February 25, 2006 at 5:49 pm

Maybe the bird was trying to be like your new tat and rise out of the flames

steve February 25, 2006 at 6:37 pm

I hear they taste like chicken

Matthew McNutt February 25, 2006 at 7:36 pm

You gotta take a pic and post it … I’m totally curious what a bird with a splint looks like!

Jessi February 26, 2006 at 12:07 am

My daughter’s dog once swallowed a chicken wing in it’s entirety- $450. Then the dog had an allergic reaction to an unknown substance- $250. I swear we have reserved parking at the emergency animal clinic. But the things we do for our kids and their animals.

Scot McKnight February 26, 2006 at 12:38 pm

The story I heard is that you and Max tried to tattoo that little bird’s leg and it weakened it.

My wife, ever sympathetic, thinks you should buy a bird-leg-safe bird-cage.

marko February 26, 2006 at 7:47 pm

omg, that made me laugh, scot. i read it to max — he giggled.

Dave Smith February 27, 2006 at 5:10 pm

Marko,
My family has had a cockatiel named Bo for close to 15 years. These things live forever, just so you know.

Matthew McNutt February 28, 2006 at 12:48 pm

I’ll tell ya what lives forever: stupid turtles. These things have a life expectency of about a century. Seriously. I think there needs to be a law against parents giving kids pets that live more than a few years – my in-laws gave my wife this thing when she was ten, and now I’m stuck with it. For the rest of my life.

marko February 28, 2006 at 1:33 pm

that really made me laugh, matthew!

Jim Martin March 4, 2006 at 12:06 pm

I sighed when I read your post. As a Dad I understand this. How many times have I spent money on something like this where my children were involved….Amazing, this parenting thing.
:)

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