a list, from mcsweeney’s, as printed in the book mountain man dance moves, and read on my sony reader ebook…
gender-neutral grocery items
by tracy moller
Grandparent Smith apples
Humandarin oranges
Gentlepersonfingers
Chef Childardee Ravioli
M. Dash
Parent’s root beer
Older relative Jemima syrup
Hungry Jackie pancake mix
St. Pauli Youngster beer
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Okay, if I lose my job because I’m sitting at my desk cackling and crying, I’ll blame you for turning me on to McSweeney’s. That is a RIOT!