also not technically a nativity; just a horribly cheesy christian kitschmas decoration: the jesus tree topper. dude, that robe is not working for you. and stop using that flat-iron on your hair.
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I do fully expect Christ to “glow” when he comes back, but all over, not just the south half.
I also love the blank, zoned out expression on his face.
Does this Jesus come with a recording of Neil Diamond’s “Turn on Your Heartlight”?
That’s an amazing glow!
or maybe it comes with Burger King bucks? He looks like the King!
Great. Just great.
he does look like the Burger King…
This should come with a caption: “Dude, I’m a cheap wannabe Christmas Ornament, what more do you expect?”
It’s just so ugly
Hey Mark,
Where can I get one of these? We have a contest to give our pastor the cheesiest Jesus gift every Christmas. I’m sure this will win!!!
Did they get Johnny Damon to pose for this?
I hear as how he had no special majesty. This could be realistic.
im speechless.
LOL this looks like something off of Robot Chicken
nothing says Christmas like a high-cheese factor Jesus in a dress tree topper!!
Cool! First comment since 2007! Looks like Snoop Dog Jesus!