The Youth Cartel

least comprehensible british headline of the week, so far

November 25, 2007 · 7 comments

i love england, and i’m rather fond of a handful of brit friends i have. but, sometimes, things get lost in translation:

Crumble in the jungle as supermodel Janice is a Bushtucker flop

this is our mother tongue?

{ 6 comments… read them below or add one }

Jeff Moulton November 25, 2007 at 11:05 pm

Yes, it is one “mother” of a tongue…

Sorry, I had to go there.

Martin November 26, 2007 at 5:04 am

Marko, as one of your Brit buddies, can I point out that we pretty much disowned the Daily Mail as a source of news, truth or anything good about twenty years ago. It seems to pitch itself at Middle-Class female fascists. Although, quite frighteningly, it sells well over a million copies every day.

Oh and Jeff: No Royal Family, no opinion. God Save The Queen!

Jeff Gill November 26, 2007 at 5:53 am

Martin, have we even disowned the Daily Mail when it comes to information about ‘I’m a celebrity…’ ( http://www.itv.com/ ). Surely the immigrants and asylum seekers aren’t trying to take Ant & Dec’s jobs too?!

Dan November 26, 2007 at 3:52 pm

Too speak in tongues (mother tongues that is) you must need an interpreter. I looked at the article and still don’t get it.

Martin Saunders November 26, 2007 at 4:31 pm

Take your point about the asylum seekers Jeff, but did Ant and Dec have something to do with DIANA’S DEATH: NEW EVIDENCE SHOCKER!!!?

Jeff Gill November 26, 2007 at 5:44 pm

DEC-SPICABLE ANTICS!
SHOCK: NEWCASTLE DUO EXPOSED AS EASTERN EUROPEAN JIHADIS!
EXPOSED: 18 YEAR PLOT TO SUBVERT WHITE MIDDLE BRITAIN!
SHAME: BROWN WHITEWASHES BLACK EVIDENCE!
Full story pages 2-5

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