The Youth Cartel

photo in need of a caption

August 19, 2007 · 78 comments

found this one on purgatorio. and, it’s been a while since i’ve done a caption contest. best one, by mid-week, gets a ys book of yer choice, plus the admiration of the crowd.

crusadersegue.jpg

contenders
holy cow! you guys are funny on this one! and the quantity of responses.

in order to not have 50 “contenders”, i’m raising the bar a bit. i have to find them SERIOUSLY funny — many of these were funny, but aren’t making the ‘best of’ list (of course, it’s still my subjective sense of humor as the barometer here)…

Ben Hur 2000 (james)

yac got himself a sweet ride up in heaven! (ty hogue)

Charlton Heston is a wuss! (jeff moulton)

cultural segway (brandon)

Suddenly, Timmy began to regret convincing his parents to have Bibleman visit his birthday party. (dan)

Roll out your dead. Roll out your dead. Roll out your dead. (andy jack)

Apparently Father Patrick misunderstood his need for a better segue in his sermons. (dj)

National Enquirer reports that Jerry Garcia is alive and well and living in a monastery. (othy)

Christian retirement home hazing. (josh)

Cruise-Aider! (john tan)

St. Francis agreed to God’s request that he come back for another life, but with one condition… (brad)

Where the hell are my reindeer? (anonymous, who was afraid to post his real name, since he said “hell”)

Backstage at the Holy Land Experience (steve)

SBC Cross-Cultural Evangelist (brad)

Even though it was truly awful, most people prefer this Ghost Rider remake with Sean Connery more than the one with Nicolas Cage. (othy)

Once again, Santa’s post-Christmas weekend crack binge ends badly. (david wiggins)

CONTEST CLOSED
wow, this was the best one yet. lots and lots of funny responses! very hard to choose a winner. i’m gonna call it a tie, to…
Christian retirement home hazing. (josh)
and
Backstage at the Holy Land Experience (steve)

funny stuff, guys. let me know what YS book you want (email me).

{ 78 comments… read them below or add one }

Brad August 20, 2007 at 6:28 pm

SBC Cross-Cultural Evangelist

Jenny August 20, 2007 at 6:59 pm

And the Caped Crusader flies agai… ah, rides aga, um…. segues the scene

Dan Rosch August 20, 2007 at 7:07 pm

If King Arthur and Merlin could see me now! (using an english accent)

Aaron August 20, 2007 at 7:46 pm

If I can’t have viagra, I at least get a scooter.

othy August 20, 2007 at 9:42 pm

Even though it was truly awful, most people prefer this Ghost Rider remake with Sean Connery more than the one with Nicolas Cage.

Gman August 20, 2007 at 10:02 pm

The Christian Industry just decided to hop on the bandwagon of “secular” movie making and has come up with the latest Jesus Junk craze:

21st Century and beyond presents: Crusaders of the Caribbean.

chris weber August 21, 2007 at 12:00 am

What is your name? – Sir Graybeard the Lazy
What is your quest? – I seek the bum who stole my underwear.

Chris Schaffner August 21, 2007 at 12:42 am

BRING OUT YOUR DEAD…BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!

Jeff Moulton August 21, 2007 at 2:02 am

Woo Hoo! I’m a contender!

That Woo Hoo! makes me think though, that maybe Ty was just a bit off and maybe Yac did say it best…

“Woo Hoo! What a Ride!”

Chris Saulnier August 21, 2007 at 10:57 am

Promotional poster for “Pimp My Priest” airing this fall on TBN.

Saulnier

Tim Baker August 21, 2007 at 12:07 pm

“American Bible Society revives door-to-door bibles sales.”

Lucas August 21, 2007 at 12:11 pm

“The conversion of Woz”

David Wiggins August 21, 2007 at 3:19 pm

Once again, Santa’s post-Christmas weekend crack binge ends badly.

WICK August 21, 2007 at 3:48 pm

(the 4th Musketeer never quite made his first meeting)

chad farrand August 21, 2007 at 4:36 pm

“It’s near impossible to find a parking spot at the 2008 Vatican Special Olympics”

TCS August 21, 2007 at 7:11 pm

Introducing the keynote speaker at the Ancient Future Conference. or the clergy parking spot just was never close enough for brother zipendelli.

Marcus Pittman August 22, 2007 at 4:30 pm

…and the number one reason the Emergent Church is a sham.

Trey Bledsoe August 22, 2007 at 4:33 pm

I think the funniest thing is that he has a handicapped parking pass for a segway at what looks like some kind of renaissance fair.

Jonathan Bozarth August 22, 2007 at 4:57 pm

Elijah re-enacts the glory days.

Larkin August 22, 2007 at 5:09 pm

Ride captain ride upon your…. Woops, there goes the robe! Ouch, down goes the captain…

Casey August 22, 2007 at 6:34 pm

Horseless Carriage for the handicapped!

Mike August 22, 2007 at 10:57 pm

Remember Monty Python…He’s looking for a witch

Sherry August 23, 2007 at 1:03 am

Alexander the Great refuses to be defeated Crusaders Wars 2007

Elaine Brown August 23, 2007 at 11:08 am

Tic at NYWC 2030

Chris Weide August 23, 2007 at 1:43 pm

Excuse me, sonny. Could you tell me where the THOR look-alike contest is?

Dave Veerman August 24, 2007 at 12:52 pm

Watch out for cross traffic!

Jonathan Barbo August 25, 2007 at 7:36 am

Forget the segway, those shades rock man!

Andrew Jenkins August 28, 2007 at 2:39 pm

“The Tuesday Night Visitation Program will never be the same!” or “Visitation Theology” – The methods change, but the message stays the same!

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