there’s 185 of these hilarious pics here.
but let’s use this one as a holiday caption contest:
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What? I just told them that not even I can find a Wii this Christmas! (marty)
“For the last time! That was not me kissing your mommy!” (jeff moulton)
The moment at which Harold realized the similarities between being Santa Claus and being a senior pastor. (jeff moulton)
Ebenezer Scrooge in Hell. (jeff myers)
1983; Twins Jenna and Barbara Bush with family friend Dick Cheney as Santa. (brian aaby)
Ever wonder why Santa never had children? (krista)
Sisters Cindy and Mindy have a meltdown after Santa shares with them that he and Mrs. Claus will be attending Hannah Montana and not them. (brian edwards)
“2 weeks to Cancun…..2 weeks to Cancun….” (bob)
WINNER
oops — almost forgot to declare a winner on this one! i’m gonna go with brian edwards and this one:
Sisters Cindy and Mindy have a meltdown after Santa shares with them that he and Mrs. Claus will be attending Hannah Montana and not them.
made me laugh out loud. email me, brian.
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“In the past, the church music director had always been right on point, but as he waited for his part to start, Ronald couldn’t help but think this particular interpretation of ‘The Hallelujah Chorus’ was stretching it a bit thin.”
The moment Santa realized his fart was actually a shart.
getting a little older these days, it was too late when santa realized HE was the one who wet his pants. Doh!
“I don’t get it. All I said was, ‘If you cry, I’ll eat Rudolph.’”
It isn’t for the $7.50 an hour. I play Santa because I love kids.
Or reverse that same thought
Thank God for $7.50 an hour. Otherwise this would be unbearable!
What? I just told them that not even I can find a Wii this Christmas!
This is still better than shoveling reindeer poop. Did you know the secret to their flight is a high fiber diet?
I’ll have to remember to thank Marko in a “special way” for sending his nieces to me….
“For the last time! That was not me kissing your mommy!”
The moment at which Harold realized the similarities between being Santa Claus and being a senior pastor.
How fundementalists who call him “Satan Claus” get their starts..
Ebenezer Scrooge in Hell.
I used the flash Mildred, not flash them!
“I’m not real”
next year, i’m jewish!
prosecution exhibit number A3948-0832
Whoops! My pants exploded after I ate the food that boys and girls of Mexico gave me…
“all i wanted for christmas was to be in a zz top cover band. sometimes life isn’t fair”
1983; Twins Jenna and Barbara Bush with family friend Dick Cheney as Santa.
High on crack and drunk on tequila, Santa (a.k.a. inmate: #T56100) couldn’t understand why the girls weren’t happy to sit on his lap.
Next year, I’m going to be a greeter at Walmart instead!
Jamie Lynn Spears is a pregnant skank.
Ever wonder why Santa never had children?
Is it December 26 yet? I need a vacation.
You know — I think these two are screaming in harmony!
I went to seminary for this???
Even as young children … Jamie and Brittany Spears were already Crying for Attention!
Those Dang Olsen Twins pissed all over my new Santa Suit!
I need to correct mine.
I said use the flash Mildred, not flash them
THOSE PIX R HILARIOUS!!! Thanx 4 the link Marko! (couldn’t come up with a caption (IMO) funnier than Jeff’s ‘The moment at which Harold realized the similarities between being Santa Claus and being a senior pastor.’ That’s got my vote.
Just then, Harold realized being a youth pastor wasn’t that bad.
Jamie Lynn and Brittany are told that no, they won’t always get everything they want.
A sample from Santa’s permanent Naughty-List file.
OR
Proof that Santa hates whiny children
Len,
You post alot about love and grace on your blog. Does this not apply to celebs? I can’t imagine what the Spears girls feel when they find their lives are fodder for pulpits and Christian blogs.
Jeff
…This moment brought to you by Kodak: the incident that sent the Spears girls into the spiral they have still yet to come out of…
Len,
I can’t believe you wrote that…that’s horrible.
jen — i admit len’s comment was a good three toes over the line (i almost deleted it). but i do find it a bit “the pot calling the kettle black” when your comment was about a crack-head santa inmate with little girls on his lap.
Their grandma got run over by his reindeer.
Sisters Cindy and Mindy have a meltdown after Santa shares with them that he and Mrs. Claus will be attending Hannah Montana and not them.
Mary Kate and Ashley just peed on Santa’s lap!
I knew I should have taken that salvation army bell ringing gig!
[after santa rips a big one] “At least it doesn’t stink!”
This is the last time I volunteer to watch the Youth Pastor’s kids.
“2 weeks to Cancun…..2 weeks to Cancun….”
and who said Tic wasn’t a great Santa?
Being an empty nester, Santa was more than surprised when Mrs. Claus dropped this bombshell on him
Marko,
There’s a huge difference with an adult male youth worker calling a real teenage minor a “skank” and me making fun of a fictitious adult.
Nicholas thought it was neat that his life had patterned after Abraham and Sarah when he and mrs. Clause were expecting at a ripe old age…that was until they had twins!
this inspired me… I made about 100 of these pics into a countdown for our Christmas eve service.
You can download it here:
http://www.ymexchange.com/Free-Resources/December-24th-Sad-Santa-Countdown.html
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