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bible or bard

November 22, 2008 · 21 comments

ok, i have to admit, lines from the king james bible and lines from william shakespeare sound so much alike! on this little “bible or bard” quiz from mental floss, i found myself taking educated guesses most of the time, and only scored 70%. oof. maybe if it were tniv?

be honest, what percentage did you get?

(ht to neatorama)

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Jennifer November 22, 2008 at 4:21 am

There is a local (secular) radio station that does an on-air version of this called “passage or porno”. You get the idea.

ryan guard November 22, 2008 at 4:54 am

dang, I thought I aced it but I got the same score as you! I missed 3, 5 and 6.

tash November 22, 2008 at 6:50 am

Ouch – slightly better at 80%.

Chris Cummings November 22, 2008 at 8:50 am

True followers of Christ know God’s word…I got a 60 :-)

Dj November 22, 2008 at 9:17 am

Wow that just kicked the crap out of me. 60%. I thought I would ace it!

Jay November 22, 2008 at 10:23 am

Got 80% missed question 3 and 5

Brian November 22, 2008 at 10:46 am

80%….doubly embarrassing since my undergrad was in English. In my defense, I did it in about minute. 8(

Rusty November 22, 2008 at 11:21 am

I got 70%. The NLT has screwed my 18th century english up.

Jeff Moulton November 22, 2008 at 11:34 am

70%. I don’t feel too bad with that.

chris November 22, 2008 at 11:38 am

I really got a 90% but I guessed at all but one of them. I guessed the bible for 3 and the rest the bard.

TJ Reid November 22, 2008 at 12:06 pm

I just got an 80%. woo hoo

Jake Bouma November 22, 2008 at 1:08 pm

Sad… I got a 50%.

Jeff Myers November 22, 2008 at 3:01 pm

70%…SWEET! Just doin’ my part to keep mediocre Biblical scholarship alive and well!

Terrace Crawford November 22, 2008 at 10:05 pm
Scott November 23, 2008 at 12:08 am

60

Paul Loeffler November 23, 2008 at 11:44 am

80% – Missed 3 & 8.

Krista November 24, 2008 at 9:23 am

90% for me. I think I’ve read enough of both to be familiar with the “styles” of writing, though it seems weird to say that about the Bible.

Matt November 24, 2008 at 2:45 pm

I got a 60%…which seems par for the course considering I only got a 72 in Survey of the New Testament in college. After which my dad asked me several times if I was sure I was supposed to “go into the ministry.” :)

BrianM November 24, 2008 at 4:52 pm

90% I missed number 3.

Sue Van Stelle November 24, 2008 at 11:16 pm

I got a 90%, and only because I second-guessed myself on the one I missed! As a former English teacher I’ll leave a clue: iambic pentameter. It worked for every one of them.

James Cotten November 25, 2008 at 3:12 pm

Iambic pentameter… Thanks for the clue. I read all of these before I went to take the quiz. I got 100%. I read them all then made an educated guess… then I applied I.P. before finalizing my answer and ended up changing 3 of them. So I guess without your clue I would have got 70%.

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