The Youth Cartel

christian music cheese, part 4

September 18, 2008 · 13 comments

a bunch of my friends (mark riddle, mike king, nate severson, and others) have been posting videos their finding of christian music cheese from the 70s, 80s and 90s (please, lord, i hope they’re all at least that old, and we can have — at the least — that little excuse). it’s some horrendously funny stuff.

so i thought i’d pull together a little series with some of these babies. ok, our fourth installment is just horrifying: jesus loves you. that little falsetto riff combined with the eyes-popping-out-of-the-head routine almost put me in the fetal position, sucking my thumb.

{ 13 comments… read them below or add one }

John Howie September 18, 2008 at 7:52 am

If Tic has any problems filling some time slots for concerts at NYWC . . . I think this guy might be available! Only catch is he has to wear the mic holder.

Brad September 18, 2008 at 8:53 am

That was terrifying on many levels. His eyes will be in my nightmares tonight.

Rob September 18, 2008 at 9:24 am

Oh my… imagine the Crocodile Hunter meets Richard Simmons and sings children’s gospel songs… that’s what this guy is

Krista September 18, 2008 at 9:41 am

The faces he makes just might scare the devil out of anyone!

jared September 18, 2008 at 10:38 am

i hit the link before leaving this morning and knew it would be bad. my 4 year old walked in and plugged his ears immediately!

bub September 18, 2008 at 11:41 am

I wondered where Hillsong got their start.

joe t September 18, 2008 at 12:12 pm

come quickly lord jesus…

scott September 18, 2008 at 3:30 pm

what do you think about the whole ray boltz deal?

Coop September 18, 2008 at 4:02 pm

@Rob: I couldn’t agree more. You summed it up perfectly!

Why did I have to watch this before getting ready for work? This is going to be in my brain until I get home tonight!!!

Marv Nelson September 19, 2008 at 9:03 am

I agree with Rob above…that’s a scary combo. I think I am going to pass out at how funny that is. Praise God Christian music has risen above this level…

Dan Rosch September 20, 2008 at 2:10 pm

I think YS put out the cheese with edgeTV. Does anyone remember that? It was full of cheese.

Steven September 22, 2008 at 3:12 pm

Why?! Dear God, Why?!!!!!!!!!!!…so bad….

mike collins November 12, 2010 at 1:14 pm

Thanks for leaving this up. I really needed a chuckle today. It was nice to see again, even two years later.

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