a great “between a rock and a hard place” photo (there, i got that out of the way, so you don’t need to submit it as a caption), i spotted on naked pastor’s blog. great caption contest fodder. best caption wins the YS book of your choice.
contenders
It was at that precise moment that Harold realized he needed to take a leak. (john)
Xtreme “4 Spiritual Laws” illustration. (jeff myers)
SOL “Sheep Out of Luck” (brian edwards)
I can see my house from here! (jeff moulton)
The Lord is my Shepherd….
The Lord is my Shepherd….
The Lord is my Shepherd….
The Lord is my Shepherd…. (ben)
Years after being released by PBS, Lambchop reemerged and now sings “Upon this Rock” 3 times a day at the Holyland theme park in Orlando. (rob)
When too many spiritual metaphors attack. (kevin i)
map quest was wrong again! (scott pitman)
not surprisingly. this is actually the location of the newest starbucks. (rooster)
contest closed: and the winner is…
a few of these made me chuckle; but rooster’s last-minute entry had creativity that i loved, and a laugh. so, i’m giving it to:
not surprisingly. this is actually the location of the newest starbucks. (rooster)
shoot me an email with your book choice and address, roost.
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” Youth Pastor-”See kids, without God in our lives, we feel like a sheep that is standing on a rock between two cliffs that are located high above a body of water of some sorts.”
Youth-”WHAT?” ”
JEFF KING WINS EVERYTHING.
Is this where they get virgin wool?
Pan is the favorite in the first Olympic platform diving competition.
Years after being released PBS, Lambchop reemerged and now sings “Upon this Rock” 3 times a day at the Holyland theme park in Orlando.
(This time without the typo)
Years after being released by PBS, Lambchop reemerged and now sings “Upon this Rock” 3 times a day at the Holyland theme park in Orlando.
I should have listened to her… “stop being so prideful” she says… “it’s really not that big of a deal” she says… “just go ask for directions!”
Rocky Baa-Boa!
When too many spiritual metaphors attack.
or
DO NOT WANT
God seeking Moses part 2
and/or
How I became a youth director
“I’ve got a baaaaad feeling about this.”
Tell me again why I left 99 perfectly good sheep behind!
I don’t see a “No EWE Turn” Sign, do you?
“CRAP!!”
Oh, crap. This is worse than New Kids on the Block reuniting.
It was at this moment that Dilbert began to question whether he misinterpreted that God’s purpose for him was to be a mountain goat.
Next caption for the would you rather books:
Would you rather pass this stone or
Pass a stone this size?
This is what St. Louis plans to do with their Rams after their horrible football season.
“Does this rock make my rump roast look big?”
Maybe I should reconsider my original plan to run away from the shears.
………i are lost.
“Lord, lift me up and let me stand
By faith on heaven’s table land
A higher plane than I have found
Lord, plant my feet on higher ground.”
I Knew I should’nt ate that last slice of pizza
“Not on baaaah-lay”
HA! Ben should win… he made me laugh so hard I’ve got nothing.
natural selection happens for a reason.
baaaaaaa…
The last thing we heard from Billy was, “watch this…”
ooohh this is baaaaaaaaaaaaa-d!
or
Animal Fear Factor grueling tryouts reach new heights.
map quest was wrong again!
not surprisingly. this is actually the location of the newest starbucks.
contest closed
see winner in post
Saw this story about a Goat jumping off a bridge and thought of this pic and the caption: Don’t jump … I’ll push the Goat! Wasn’t there a NYWC theme on the idea of Jump?
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