a great “between a rock and a hard place” photo (there, i got that out of the way, so you don’t need to submit it as a caption), i spotted on naked pastor’s blog. great caption contest fodder. best caption wins the YS book of your choice.
contenders
It was at that precise moment that Harold realized he needed to take a leak. (john)
Xtreme “4 Spiritual Laws” illustration. (jeff myers)
SOL “Sheep Out of Luck” (brian edwards)
I can see my house from here! (jeff moulton)
The Lord is my Shepherd….
The Lord is my Shepherd….
The Lord is my Shepherd….
The Lord is my Shepherd…. (ben)
Years after being released by PBS, Lambchop reemerged and now sings “Upon this Rock” 3 times a day at the Holyland theme park in Orlando. (rob)
When too many spiritual metaphors attack. (kevin i)
map quest was wrong again! (scott pitman)
not surprisingly. this is actually the location of the newest starbucks. (rooster)
contest closed: and the winner is…
a few of these made me chuckle; but rooster’s last-minute entry had creativity that i loved, and a laugh. so, i’m giving it to:
not surprisingly. this is actually the location of the newest starbucks. (rooster)
shoot me an email with your book choice and address, roost.
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ram it in there!
“cannon ba-a-a-a-a-a-lllllll!”
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(sploosh)
It was at that precise moment that Harold realized he needed to take a leak.
somehow rock city wasn’t as exciting as all the signs made it out to be
george lucas gazed upon this creature, wondering how he could turn this wonderful scene of nature into an artificial, computer-generated pseudouniverse.
The wolves slept soundly below not realizing that their lives were spared because sheep are dumb.
“If only Wile E. Coyote could see me now!”
Rabid ewe pushes shepherd off cliff to his death.
“Ewe got to be kidding!”
Sabbath Sheep Shield: protecting your flock on the Holy Day so you don’t have to. (Matt. 12:11)
That’s the last time I trust anyone wearing lederhosen.
In his ongoing effort to one up those bragging beavers, Roderick continues his work on the worlds largest Ram Dam.
That’s the last time I trust anyone who yodels for a living.
And just for sheer randomness…
“RICOLA!!!”
Lambert finally found a place where he can truly claim the title “King of the Mountain”.
Xtreme “4 Spiritual Laws” illustration.
An agnostic goat discovers a way to bridge the gap without a cross…almost.
SOL “Sheep Out of Luck”
Youth Pastor-”See kids, without God in our lives, we feel like a sheep that is standing on a rock between two cliffs that are located high above a body of water of some sorts.”
Youth-”WHAT?”
“What a View!”
Thus is the precarious plight of the Tampa Bay Devil Rays bandwagon.
“just one time i wish follow the leader wasn’t so damn hard.”
I used it before, but it fits here better….
“Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right,
Stuck in the middle with [ewe]“
Yes, this is much better than riding the fence…
I can see my house from here!
Of course, it would take a major undertaking for the Devil Rays to make the playoffs, since the “Devil Rays” no longer are a team. The Rays however, still have as good a chance as just about any other team in the East. Better than the Yankees.
Jesus: “Feed my sheep.”
Peter: “Maybe when he gets off that rock.”
well…this sucks.
The Lord is my Shepherd….
The Lord is my Shepherd….
The Lord is my Shepherd….
The Lord is my Shepherd….
When I interviewed to be Ewe-th pastor, they didn’t tell me I’d have to build the youth ministry from the ground up…
I thought I overheard Lucy saying she saw Asland over here?
Next time, i’ll stop for directions.
“…Set my feet upon a rock, now I know.”
After so many of his goat friends were caught “trip-tropping” over the troll’s bridge the sheep thought this was the safer route.
Yeah, let’s see him leave the other 99 and get me now!
Little Bo Peep encourages her flock to try out the new express elevator!
Where’s the shepherd with that darn rod?
EWE…
Apparently, white sheep can’t jump either!?!
Revisionist history…ugh…the cross is always the bridge between two sides of the cliff!
“Are we there yet?”
Some follow, others lead. Just do it!
This will only make sense to Monty Python fanatics:
Here’s Harold. He’s that most dangerous of creatures, a clever sheep. He’s realized that a sheep’s life consists of standin’ around for a few months and then bein’ eaten. And that’s a depressing prospect for an ambitious sheep.
I already walked through the valley of the shadow of death, what the heck is this?
between a rock and a hard place…
(yes I’m a middle school pastor)
“Where the heck is Bear Grylls when you need him”
“Better to live one year as a tiger, than 100 as a sheep.”
-Madonna
Hey! Which one of you losers cried wolf??? Not fair!! Get me outta here!
Some good shepherd you turned out to be… now give up your life already and save me!
Lord-you know that statement about leaving the 99 behind…can I cash in on that now and get a little help here?
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