it’s been a while. best caption wins the ys book of your choice…
contenders…
mownhenge (jeff gill)
“Honey call the Druid Youth Priest. The teenagers stoned our yard again.” (kyle stoeckig)
Before forking a yard there was this . . . (howie)
hell (ben v)
slave to technology (corey)
A pastors day off. (ben v)
Lowe’s has everything else…why can’t a man find a good henge trimmer when he needs it? (brooklyn)
As Youth Pastor Jim already had to take care of IT, leading worship, and enduring comments about being groomed for “real” ministry, then an elder noticed the grass was a little high… (brian r)
“NYWC: The Early Years – Les Christie prepares to lead his first seminar on games.” (ginny)
Must tidy things up for the aliens. (brad killian)
Holy Mowly!! (trey bledsoe)
George Barna tries to boost the sales of “Pagan Christianity” by doing a book tour. (ginny) (ysmarko: ooh, ginny’s on a role with two contenders!)
PBR him ASAP (rooster)
When I took the job at YS nobody told me I’d be responsible for the upkeep of Marko’s breakdancing arena… (brian r)
and the winner is…
this was a tough one — a few serious final contenders. i waffled between ginny’s about les’ games seminar, jeff’s simple “mownhenge”, corey’s “slave to technology”, and the one i went with in the end as the winner:
Lowe’s has everything else…why can’t a man find a good henge trimmer when he needs it? (brooklyn)
shoot me an email with your book choice, brooklyn!
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“Just a little off the top!”
A cut above
For the first time in his career, Pastor Thomas removed his tie.
David, 50 years later, taking care of Goliath’s place. “It’s the least I can do for his loved ones!”
Must tidy things up for the aliens.
The other day I told my Senior Pastor I was worried that one of my students could be a Stoner, based on the mental image he came up with I’m guessing that something was lost in translation.
He forgot his formal dinner-wear.
I knew the kids wouldn’t pick up after their pet dinosaur.
Stoned again.
I was told that if I mow this whole field with this stupid push mower that the pagan gods will make me “young and hip” in the eyes of the kids. Somehow I think someone might be yanking my chain unless looking like a fancy waiter is “in” right now!
How can I make this into a game so the youth group will do it for me?
Which of these three is older – the man, the mower, the monument?
Back in my day I used to have to mow the grass and chop down the petrified trees.
middle ages football pre-game prep
The church’s janitor had officially had it with the entire youth ministry department.
mega-church of the earlier century preparing the stage for new sermon series “foundations”
when bob started this game he was a sophomore….
I wonder if I mow Stonehenge in the same direction over and over again, it will hope me grow my hair back…
You call that a “balacing act”. I have to teach on Sunday, give a devotion on Wednesday, plan an activity for Saturday, AND mow the church lawn? Where is my pet goat when I need him?
Holy Mowly!!
Sisyphus of Stonehenge…deceived the Druids and was forever cursed to use a push reel mower
Culture Clash: Stone age versus 1950′s
I Survived an English Gameshow
This new mower “rocks”!
church board brainstorms new ideas for youth “service projects”
‘Not by bread alone, not by bread alone’
or just;
“Matt 4:4″
Which is older? The stones, the man, or the lawnmower?
Let’s see Tiger win on THIS course…
This is what I get for drinking his milkshake.
This is actually a new ad for Abercrombie’s new Abercrombie the Latter Years line of trendy sweater vests thick rimmed glasses.
So this is what “forever and a day” means
The newest Youth Ministry Intern
So this is what “other” in the job description meant.
Should’ve been a “Yes Man.”
had to be a druid priest didn’t I… couldn’t have been a Pentecostal… I hear they eat better anyways.
George Barna tries to boost the sales of “Pagan Christianity” by doing a book tour.
And you thought you hated moving things around in your yard in order to mow.
PBR him ASAP
English cricket authorities take equal opportunities seriously, employing their first midget green keeper. [Probably doesn't work for a US audience - cricket is like baseball, over 5 days]
When I took the job at YS nobody told me I’d be responsible for the upkeep of Marko’s breakdancing arena…
Passion: the Early Years – the road to one day
the ‘other/excetera’ in youth ministry job descriptions.
wiping the sweat off his brow, vicar steve wondered if this is what the pastor had in mind when he mentioned ‘service’ and ‘outreach’..
the new outreach service events coordinator takes his job seriously.
CONTEST CLOSED
see winner in post
Once again, churches on the cutting edge of technology.
Speaking of Pagan Christianity, I read a review of the sequel at the Ooze. I then bought it. It’s called Reimagining Church. What an incredible book. Much better than Pagan Christianity.
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