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stereotypical camp counselors

August 8, 2008 · 8 comments

ooh, before the summer is completely over, and need to point to this hilarious post on stuff christians like about the 7 kinds of christian camp counselors found at every camp. funny, funny stuff.

click through for the descriptions, but the categories are:

1. The Joe Cool
Aliases:
That guy that all the girls love.
Natural Enemy:
Sir No Showers a Lot

2. The Disciple
Aliases:
Prayer Warrior, Holy Roller, Hardcore for Heaven
Natural Enemy:
The Pastor’s Kid

3. Sir No Showers a Lot
Aliases:
Stinky, Smelly, Dude bathe already
Natural Enemy:
Soap

4. The Nicest Person that Ever Lived
Aliases:
Sunshine
Natural Enemy:
That’s not very nice of you to ask.

5. The Reformed Rebel
Aliases:
The legend
Natural Enemy:
The Narc

6. The Narc
Aliases:
Phariswat Team, Fun Police
Natural Enemy:
Everyone, particularly people “making purple.”

7. The Rebel
Aliases:
The bad seed, the “how did that guy get to be a counselor” guy
Natural Enemy:
Whoever finds the contraband he hid in a shallow hole by the ropes course.

any more you creative, youth working, ysmarko readers would like to add?

{ 8 comments… read them below or add one }

trav August 8, 2008 at 7:55 am

Timely post. My jr. high group just started our summer camp last night. It’s 7.47 am breakfast at 8am. We’ve been here less than 24 hours one homesick students, one girl hurt her shoulder during a game,one almost puky kid. You gotta love camp!

Kevin I August 8, 2008 at 10:34 am

The No Show:
Aliases: The counsler who wasn’t there, the counsler on paper only, the one who _____ (ended up in the hospital the first week, had a relative die, got a better job, got kicked out etc.)
Natural Enemy:
The lifer (the one who’s served every year since the camp was founded)

brittany August 8, 2008 at 1:13 pm

An add to the no-show: …the one who didn’t pass his drug test.
… the one who… when finding out the camp drug tested, convienently decided he didn’t want to work there anymore.
(He swears it was just by being around it!)
I’ve worked at camp too long.

KJ August 8, 2008 at 9:30 pm

“That Guy”
The kid who plays guitar, acts like a ninja, crys during worship, farts during the sermon, and all the girls surprisingly like. He is just, “That Guy”
Aliases: “Oh no he didn’t”
Natural Enemy: The PK

Scott Riley August 12, 2008 at 2:22 pm

“Guitar Guy”
Aliases: Have instrument, will travel. Worship dude.
Natural Enemy: Paintball kid, Dodgeball lass.

Barry Wiseman August 12, 2008 at 2:49 pm

The Post
Aliases: “The Not-Funny Dude;” “Board Guy” (as in “stiff as a…”)
Natural Enemies: Pre-teens with a sense of humor; junior highers with a caustic wit; the emcee trying to get him offstage on skit night.

Barry Wiseman August 12, 2008 at 2:53 pm

The Pre-Teen
Aliases: “He Who Found His Inner Child And Won’t Put Him Back”
Natural Enemies: The Camp Director; The Insurance Adjuster

camper hire October 29, 2009 at 12:59 am

The kid who plays guitar, acts like a ninja, crys during worship, farts during the sermon, and all the girls surprisingly like. Its nice to see that boy playing guitar.
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Marq Thompson

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