The Youth Cartel

the outrage! the injustice! the rumors! the unfairness!

April 28, 2008 · 30 comments

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chad swanzy April 28, 2008 at 4:05 pm

Jealousy is the issue here.

ken April 28, 2008 at 4:16 pm

dude, you look so skinny!

joe April 28, 2008 at 4:41 pm

that had to be fun to peel out of the parking lot.

Chris S. April 28, 2008 at 4:46 pm

I knew that “cleanse” stuff was a little shady.

robert April 28, 2008 at 4:53 pm

that’s awesome. to bad you’ve set such a poor example for all of our teens by using performance enhancing herbs. :)

Len April 28, 2008 at 4:58 pm

I lose 40 pounds less than Marko and I still get a book? Woo Hoo! All hail the cleanse tablets! You guys are the best!

Mykel April 28, 2008 at 5:17 pm

are those even real words?

patrick April 28, 2008 at 5:27 pm

cute. i’ve lost almost thirty pounds and started the same time as you. can i get some free stuff too?

Chris April 28, 2008 at 6:04 pm

haha. working at ys must be a scream. seriously. this is so great. and it makes perfect sense that you being the pres wouldn’t actually win. perfect story line. everyone loves controversy. i dind’t join the competition but would have loved to. i am down 40 in a little over 8 weeks though. it’s nice having less of me.

good job marko.

Seth April 28, 2008 at 6:04 pm

Outstanding! What a great close to great contest!

Terrace Crawford April 28, 2008 at 6:12 pm

GREAT vid. And again, congratulations. I wish I would have stayed on course and taken you down! I wasn’t really bothered by my failure to do so until I logged into the Ning site today and saw that I came in 50th! I officially suck.

Linda April 28, 2008 at 6:22 pm

Awesome! Y’all are hilarious. Great job on the contest.

Deneice April 28, 2008 at 7:21 pm

Boo for assuming we all have high speed access. I have been trying to load the video for almost a 1/2 hour and am getting called names (and I am not kidding)by my mother because she needs the phone. Grrrr….

Jeff Myers April 28, 2008 at 8:32 pm

Seriously, Marko..
the weight obsession, the haircut, the “cute” car..
it might be time to surrender your man card, dude!

Dan Rosch April 28, 2008 at 9:37 pm

Well well Marko is a diva. So I knew you had an unfair advantage. I was thinking trainer, but I was thrown for a loop on the ultra laxative. Man even in a no-paying contest, people have to cheat. I wonder who else did? I’m gonna contact Jose Canseco.

The video is hilarious. I bet you guys had fun doing it.

Kirk April 28, 2008 at 11:51 pm

Never forget to have fun, eh?

Matthew McNutt April 28, 2008 at 11:56 pm

Awesome video! : )

JOhn April 29, 2008 at 2:54 am

you are truly the pinnacle of loserosity.

Heidi Renee April 29, 2008 at 6:00 am

bravo, nicely done!

adam mclane April 29, 2008 at 8:35 am

I think loserocity is my new favorite word.

Josh April 29, 2008 at 9:22 am

The pinncale of loserocity?!?! That was classic!

Tom C April 29, 2008 at 9:44 am

Funny stuff!

I like the Mini Cooper btw.

Todd Porter April 29, 2008 at 9:52 am

I laughed, I cried and I think I also pee’d my pants. Thanks, Marko! Now you owe me a new pair of pants.

Gman April 29, 2008 at 10:21 am

“Congrats to all our losers” – interesting phrase!

Chris April 29, 2008 at 11:31 am

Marko, great video, great contest! You look great, congrats!

jeremy z April 29, 2008 at 12:10 pm

now that you have lost all of this weight, will you sponsor a bodybuilder contest labeled: the biggest stud? Maybe Arnold could be the poster child.

i think we may need to put some well formed muscles on the new body? what do you think?

As a skinny youth pastor i feel left out because i was not able to participate in the biggest loser contest. : )

Sam Halverson April 29, 2008 at 12:16 pm

I love it – “loserocity”. Yes! (Oh, and you look great, Marko.)

Richard Jones April 29, 2008 at 1:36 pm

Marko, congratulations on the loss–the weight loss I mean. Really, it is obvious that you worked hard and disciplined yourself. Way to go. One reward is being healthier so you can do more with your family and be around longer for your wife and kids, and GRANDKIDS!!

jared April 30, 2008 at 4:08 pm

marko, you look great and as my football coach used to say if you ain’t cheating you ain’t trying!

scott May 1, 2008 at 11:53 pm

hey marko … fantastic! i actually laughed out loud. very nice.

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