with apologies to my home-school lovin’ friends…
a list, from mcsweeney’s:
Notable Moments at Home-School Prom.
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Daughter forced to dance with older brother.
Dad caught necking with Mom by the kitchen.
Little brother head-bangs during “Stairway to Heaven.”
Dog ejected for rowdiness.

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You rule. Thanks for this.
dude…that’s funny.