this one from miranda bailey and matt reeve. let the swine flu captions commence! best one (swine flu or other) wins the ys book of yer choice.
CONTENDERS
Joey — You can’t imagine what her teen years will be like…
Josh — This week on Toddler Fear Factor
Molly — hamthrax
Chris Saulnier — Hey, Hey, Hey stop that. You don’t know where that kids tongue has been.
Jeremy — What a father sees when his daughter dates in her teen years.
brian aaby — Cheating on Kermit.
Howard — And so began Jimmy Dean’s love of pork.
scott b — this kid watched charlotte’s web one too many times.
Chris — Applying for a job at the Center for Disease Control is not as easy as one would think.
jeremy street — Old Mcdonald had a flu, e-i-e-i- eww….
jeremy street — The Boy In The Striped Pajamas, PETA edition
and the winner is…
(sorry, travel to korea caused me to forget to pick a winner until now!)
jeremy street — Old Mcdonald had a flu, e-i-e-i- eww….
funny stuff, jeremy. shoot me an email.
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It was either this or shake a politician’s hand.
“mmmm… I sure do love bacon, wonder what the rest of you tastes like?”
this will have to make do since losing my dummy
You can’t imagine what her teen years will be like…
This week on Toddler Fear Factor
campaign slogan 2012:
“you can put all the lipstick on a pig. the fact is that it still has swine flu.”
Oh great Rosco, now we’re all going to get kid flu.
Hey! We said no PDA! (Piggy displays of affection)
I prefer pigs in a blanket but you’ll do.
hamthrax
Obviously NOT Jewish or Muslim
French Pig?
Don’t worry if she gets sick, just apply some OINKment.
Yes I teach Junior High.
Hey, Hey, Hey stop that. You don’t know where that kids tongue has been.
What a father sees when his daughter dates in her teen years.
It puts the lotion on.
So the Swine Flu really did come from the French.
Would you like some cheese with your swine?
Cheating on Kermit.
how the swine population got human flu.
WATCH OUT!!! we’ve all seen “animal farm”, we all know what happens next…comrade…
And so began Jimmy Dean’s love of pork.
See…you really can’t get swine flue from eating sausage (even in its raw form)
…..the new youth specialties resource book has amazing fresh ideas that can impact the world
Tic in his younger years!!!
Little Billy lives on the edge!
or
The french-kissing zoo never did quite do as well as the petting zoo.
this kid watched charlotte’s web one too many times.
tastes like chicken, who would have known…
Have you seen Billy’s girlfriend? She’s a real porker.
My brother told me eating a pigs boogies was better than my own…he was right!
little boy thinks he’s kermit the frog, makes out with miss piggy
If the nose tastes this good, can wait to chew on those ears!
Opps,
If the nose tastes this good, can’t wait to chew on the ears!
“You can pick your friends; you can pick your nose; but you cannot pick you friends’ noses” It never said anything about licking them…
“Sarah, it’s only a petting zoo…”
Applying for a job at the Center for Disease Control is not as easy as one would think.
“Somebody died for this
Somebody died
For just one kiss”
The Cure
“Hillary Clinton – 4yrs”
“You said not to stick my hands through the fence and I didn’t!!! I didn’t even touch the pig with my hands!”
that green stuff is good!
Petting Zoo on Bourbon Street?
Picks from Markos’ recent visit to Paris. Looks more like Paris Texas…
Kiss me you filthy swine
..mmm, pig snot…
Babe: Pig in the Striped Pajamas
“Like a toddler in a pig’s snout…” Prov. 11 (message: remixed again?)
During the last election, “I looked from man to pig and pig to man, and could not tell the difference.” George Orwell
Carey Womack as a child.: That’s One Bad pig
-Old Mcdonald had a flu, e-i-e-i- eww….
-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas, PETA edition
Hold on, let me kiss my ladies!
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