The Youth Cartel

photo in need of a caption

May 13, 2009 · 85 comments

no, seriously, this is one of the weirdest photos i’ve seen in a while. totally random. so i expect that some of you will nail a caption contest with stuff that is wonderfully random. continuing our few-month-long weekly wednesday photo caption contest…

(best one gets the ys book of yer choice)

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CONTENDERS

Rob – “we’re gonna need a bigger boat”

Brad – So they do the greased up watermelon game at cat church camp too

Jason C – When this thing hatches, I’m gonna eat like a king!

David – I shall call you Carl

Jim King – On the next episode of Lost…

cal – A picture of what goes on inside Paris Hilton’s head.

jeremy street – 20,000 Fleas Under The Sea

Russ – You are not supposed to leave. The island brought you here. It is your destiny.

Jeff Myers – …At that moment, the old cat bent down, picked up the watermelon, and threw it back into the ocean. “Made a difference to that one,” he replied.

Rob – the fantasy life of a vegan dog

Jeff Myers – On day 62 of being stranded on the island, Dog began to wonder why Cat was always staring at him.

Kevin I – Jim’s list of what two things he’d need if stranded on a desert island should have been a little more practical.

Dan – The side of Ted Nugent’s target practice range the media didn’t show you.

Phil – I hate my life

joe t – After the photos of frolicking on the beach with a watermelon were released, Cutie was asked to step down by the archdiocese.

Rob – With the tide begining to rise, Milo hopes Otis arrives soon with the vodka.

Larry M – Fluffles was full of regret, and would do anything to get that third wish back.

and the winner is…

good stuff this time around! tough call. but i’m goin’ with one of the last ones submitted:

Larry M – Fluffles was full of regret, and would do anything to get that third wish back.

nice one, larry m. shoot me an email.

{ 85 comments… read them below or add one }

Dan May 13, 2009 at 3:40 pm

The first attempt at riding Niagara Falls was actually done by Bobo the Cat, who carved his very own protection capsule.

Dan May 13, 2009 at 3:43 pm

The side of Ted Nugent’s target practice range the media didn’t show you.

Marvin Nelson May 13, 2009 at 4:10 pm

“WATERMELON SLAYER!” Re: Survivor

Phil May 13, 2009 at 4:55 pm

I hate my life

Jeff Myers May 13, 2009 at 4:56 pm

common housecat – $25
watermelon – $5
world’s best beach BBQ – priceless…

jen May 13, 2009 at 6:00 pm

all these years they’ve had evolution all wrong. see it’s not fish growing legs, it’s cats growing watermellons!

Trey Bledsoe May 13, 2009 at 7:02 pm

Origin of famous Catism: Caught between a watermelon and a wet place.

Sisyphus’ cat had angered the god of fruit and payed for it the rest of his nine lives.

jordan May 13, 2009 at 7:05 pm

well look what the cat dragged in

Marvin Nelson May 13, 2009 at 8:17 pm

“WATERMELON SLAYER”!! Re: Survivor

JR May 13, 2009 at 9:08 pm

Top this, DOG.

Matt May 13, 2009 at 9:13 pm

“Who’s man’s best friend now?”, meowed Mr. Whiskers triumphantly.

scott b May 13, 2009 at 10:27 pm

leaked screenshot from the next ‘homeward bound’ film

jimmy May 13, 2009 at 10:45 pm

the old greased watermelon trick

knotter May 14, 2009 at 2:12 am

“all this swine flu talk…sheesh! if pigs can fly, then at least i can enjoy a watermelon.”

Dave Eddy May 14, 2009 at 7:13 am

“Fetch,” he said. Next time he can get his own damn ball! What am I a cat or a dog; Geez what was I thinking?

joe t May 14, 2009 at 7:39 am

After the photos of frolicking on the beach with a watermelon were released, Cutie was asked to step down by the archdiocese.

Gordon May 14, 2009 at 8:11 am

She’s just my melon-choly baby…

Dale May 14, 2009 at 9:16 am

Emerging from the Sea the Great Cat claimed the sacrifice left by the villagers for good harvests the coming year!

Chris saulnier May 14, 2009 at 12:10 pm

I got nothing.

Chris saulnier May 14, 2009 at 12:11 pm

Save the watermellons.

Chris saulnier May 14, 2009 at 12:11 pm

I hope it is seedless

Kevin Klas May 14, 2009 at 2:46 pm

Its always good to have a side of fruit with your dinner.

Kevin Klas May 14, 2009 at 2:47 pm

“Its always good to have a side of fruit with your dinner” -ALF

Mookie May 14, 2009 at 4:14 pm

“This is the Biggest Bird Egg I’ve ever seen! I better eat fast before it hatches and opens up a can on me!”

Rob May 14, 2009 at 6:12 pm

With the tide begining to rise, Milo hopes Otis arrives soon with the vodka.

Matt Beeman May 14, 2009 at 8:14 pm

Hmmm…I knew fishing down river from the nuclear plant was questionable, but this is the weirdest fish I have ever seen

Mandy May 14, 2009 at 11:41 pm

these are the best captions ever! i vote for jim king, though. LOST just might go there.

Rob C May 15, 2009 at 1:50 am

where is that button?

Rob C May 15, 2009 at 1:51 am

melon: “oh yeah, a little bit to the right. therrrrrrrrre ya go. oh that feels good!”

rooster May 15, 2009 at 1:08 pm

from my four year old: it’s funny cause the cat is rolling th watermelon

Greg May 15, 2009 at 5:46 pm

On that day, I WAS a Marine Biologist …

Larry M May 15, 2009 at 8:05 pm

Fluffles was full of regret, and would do anything to get that third wish back.

othy May 16, 2009 at 7:10 pm

If THIS is what lies “in the shadow of the statue”, it is really disappointing.

marko May 16, 2009 at 7:18 pm

CONTEST CLOSED

see winner in post

Jeff May 19, 2009 at 6:07 pm

Marko, while I know your contest if over…I was unable to participate :(
So here’s my late entry: ‘Wilson, I’ll never do it again, I promise you…’ (your can credit Tom Hanks and his movie for the idea…it just came to me).

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