The Youth Cartel

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May 20, 2009 · 70 comments

love the randoms ones, and this certainly qualifies! best caption wins the ys book of yer choice…

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CONTENDERS

Steve – New Approaches In Grief Counseling

othy – J.J. Abrams remake of H.R. Pufnstuf, was just not as good as his remake of Star Trek.

Brad – Though unorthodox, Dr. Zaslow was committed to his innovative creep therapy to treat Sam’s depression.

Poul Wilson – Apparently the yellow man group wasn’t as big a hit as the blue man group!

ryan – The depression monster is a real thing, don’t ignore him any longer.

joe t – father?

Rob – With no one hiring, Vacation Bible School actors ‘Grimace and Barret’ ponder their future.

Rob – Michael Stipe’s thinking place.

jimmy byrd – Skit Guys – the lost tapes

Jeff Myers – Does this outfit make me look fat?

Dusty – Nooma 23 : Twinkie

Tim – Big Bird after the defeathering process

othy – “….and just at that moment, my camouflage suit stopped working…”

jeremy street – Herman dons the Gas B Gon full body suit. It doesn’t work.

and the winner is…

man, some really funny ones this time around. tough call. but i’m gonna go with the very simple, but very funny “father?” submitted by joe t (i assume joe troyer?). joe t, send me an email.

{ 70 comments… read them below or add one }

Steve May 20, 2009 at 7:36 am

New Approaches In Grief Counseling

othy May 20, 2009 at 7:49 am

J.J. Abrams remake of H.R. Pufnstuf, was just not as good as his remake of Star Trek.

othy May 20, 2009 at 7:50 am

That was it, Bob would never again go to Lameland Amusement Park……this was the best ride there!

joe t May 20, 2009 at 7:57 am

On the heels of the swine flu Pac Man Fever is reaching pandemic proportions.

Dale Friesen May 20, 2009 at 8:56 am

sorry i don’t date white guys

Brad May 20, 2009 at 9:13 am

Though unorthodox, Dr. Zaslow was committed to his innovative creep therapy to treat Sam’s depression.

Dana Kidder May 20, 2009 at 9:14 am

Tic is about to be encouraged in his job search…

rooster May 20, 2009 at 9:14 am

Don’t close your eyes, don’t look away, don’t even blink.

Poul Wilson May 20, 2009 at 9:39 am

Apparently the yellow man group wasn’t as big a hit as the blue man group!

ryan May 20, 2009 at 9:40 am

The depression monster is a real thing, don’t ignore him any longer.

Poul Wilson May 20, 2009 at 9:41 am

Hoping to launch a new musical group, the recruiting for Yellow Day was moving at a snails pace.

Elliot Voris May 20, 2009 at 9:48 am

Next time you’re down, be thankful that this isn’t you

Deek Dubberly May 20, 2009 at 9:55 am

The bald guy says to the yellow guy (very dramatically): “You make me sick…with your yellow suit, and your bucket thing. Oh!—those weird-looking eyes with white circles around them. That’s it! I can’t even stand to look at you anymore!”

Thomas May 20, 2009 at 9:56 am

side effects include depression, hallucinating large yellow freaks, and in some cases, death.

joe t May 20, 2009 at 10:00 am

father?

Tyler V May 20, 2009 at 10:07 am

“you want some skittles?”

Rob May 20, 2009 at 10:27 am

With no one hiring, Vacation Bible School actors ‘Grimace and Barret’ ponder their future.

steve gold May 20, 2009 at 10:28 am

hey buddy, why so down?

Jim King May 20, 2009 at 10:29 am

Even “Yo Gabba Gabba!” is not immune to some layoffs in this economy.

thadd May 20, 2009 at 10:32 am

even teletubbies aren’t immune to growing up

Rob May 20, 2009 at 10:36 am

Michael Stipe’s thinking place.

Brian May 20, 2009 at 10:39 am

No matter how hard he tried, the Two-eyed, No-horned, Walking Yellow People Painter couldn’t generate the same levels of enthusiasm as his One-eyed Purple cousin.

Ben V May 20, 2009 at 11:02 am

What happens when there are budget cuts in heaven.

Jeff C May 20, 2009 at 11:18 am

Who gets rejected by a bucket carrying alien? Maybe E-Harmony isn’t the answer after all.

jimmy byrd May 20, 2009 at 11:24 am

Skit Guys – the lost tapes

pbj May 20, 2009 at 11:26 am

mascot to the bald man on the bench:

“Relationships are hard…you have to take off your mask…let her in to see the real you!”

pbj May 20, 2009 at 11:27 am

I told you the bald youth pastor look wasn’t the way to go at this party!

Brian May 20, 2009 at 11:28 am

Rob’s wife revealed her kinky side, but Rob wasn’t so sure.

jimmy byrd May 20, 2009 at 11:29 am

One of these guys is in the witness protection program – can you guess which one it is?

brian aaby May 20, 2009 at 11:39 am

‘Pee Patrol’ lecture for using the bushes.

Gman May 20, 2009 at 11:54 am

I just wish this Yellow Lollipop quit following me!!!

Mike May 20, 2009 at 12:05 pm

C’mon man – yellow and blue make green. We’ve gotta start making something with this gig.

Mike May 20, 2009 at 12:06 pm

Even Zwifter and his bucket of sidewalk chalk couldn’t cheer up Stan when he found out his board wouldn’t let him go to the YS garage sale.

Kristi May 20, 2009 at 12:06 pm

Apparently, youth ministry becomes even more challenging when you try to use Teletubbies to illustrate your lesson message.

Jeff Myers May 20, 2009 at 12:12 pm

Does this outfit make me look fat?

mike May 20, 2009 at 12:14 pm

#1 John just kept praying it was all a bad dream.

#2 Though it sounded good in the meeting, the costumed candy sale turned out to be a bad fundraising idea.

Dusty May 20, 2009 at 12:17 pm

Nooma 23 : Twinkie

Ben V May 20, 2009 at 12:58 pm

Luke, I’m your Father.

Chris May 20, 2009 at 12:58 pm

Even the smiley face from Wal *Mart is looking for handouts during these tough economic times.

Kevin I May 20, 2009 at 1:38 pm

If Steve would just turn around, he’d see his day was about to get much better.

or

The sequel to Donnie Darko wasn’t nearly as good as the first one.

Todd May 20, 2009 at 2:21 pm

It’s just Nacho Cheese man!

Tim May 20, 2009 at 2:37 pm

new form on inner-city evangelism

Tim May 20, 2009 at 2:42 pm

Big Bird after the defeathering process

(disregard previous post)

jonathon m May 20, 2009 at 2:48 pm

“So I should have gone with the shoes that matched too?”

othy May 20, 2009 at 2:49 pm

“….and just at that moment, my camouflage suit stopped working…”

scott b May 20, 2009 at 3:10 pm

the sad thing is, the california state government pays that guy to walk around in that suit.

Jeremy May 20, 2009 at 3:25 pm

George did not get the response he wanted. He also did not realize that his San Diego Chicken suit was inside out.

or

“Everything is going to be all right.”

pbj May 20, 2009 at 4:20 pm

another day at the new YS Youth Pastor Retirement Center

pbj May 20, 2009 at 4:24 pm

early attempts at creating an alternative to “the electric chair” youth ministry game were just not successful such as this version which defies description

Rob May 20, 2009 at 4:24 pm

Bad marketing idea #12: Xanax Man

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