i had a busy and somewhat stressful day yesterday. so i think i need a few chuckles generated by a photo in need of a caption. no big prize — just the pride of knowing you’re a WINNER! best caption, judged subjectively by little ol’ me, wins a pile o’ pride (the good kind, not the sinful kind).
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Tim Mauriello
“I find your lack of filtering disturbing.”
Steven
I hate chores, if I hadn’t tried to kill Luke… he’d be doing this now!
Jeff Myers
Darth Wader
Jeff Myers
The problem with the tie-fighters is that they tend to overheat…
Lon
Effects of the galatical recession.
Trey Bledsoe
Coolest youth ministry relay race ever…
Daryl Lucas
These aren’t the plankton you’re looking for.
and the winner is…
i sure do like all of these, and they make me smile again as i read them. but i have to go with the simple wit of jeff myers and his “darth wader” on this one.
all hail jeff, grand champion of this round of ‘photo in need of a caption’. we salute you and your winningosity. hoist a cup or glass of something to yourself, now.
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“I find your lack of filtering disturbing.”
Unbeknown to his generals, Vader has a weak spot for clown fish. “I’ll only have the best for my Nemo.”
After Hoth Melted Darth was wandering to himself if he was now in Water World. He figured he’d try and filter his own urine too…
After destroying Alderaan Darth Vader wanted to go green and save planets rather than destroying them.
I hate chores, if I hadn’t tried to kill Luke… he’d be doing this now!
That stupid Death Star… overheating AGAIN!!!
Mom said filtered water will get rid of my raspy voice!
You are beaten. It is useless to resist. Don’t let yourself be destroyed as Obi-Wan did.
All the dark side got me was stranded on a desert island with a water filter!
After an “Assault,” Vader needed to “De-Salt.”
Dang! I knew I shoulda bought the three stage filter!
I thought I could get this water into wine thing. The dark side is not as strong as I had hoped.
Rated at SPF 1000 the new Darth Vader beach wear ALSO comes with this handy water filtration system….
Vader Fighting Valdez one pitcher at a time
after i steal the earth’s salt supply, they will have nothing to put on their precious french fries! it’s my most evil plan ever!
“I will not call the emperor wrinkle face, I will not call the emperor wrinkle face…”
It was a sad day when Vader realized his Jesus complex was, indeed, not true.
The things they make me do to appear in Spaceballs the Sequel.
After hearing about new advances in water filtration technology, George Lucas tinkers yet again with his Star Wars trilogy. He must be stopped.
Darth Wader
The problem with the tie-fighters is that they tend to overheat…
ok – I can’t see the pic but I vote for the “if I hadn’t tried to kill Luke – he’d be doing these now” – re: chores…. that’s funny!
Marko, this may be my fav PINOAC ever. It’s so completely random. Almost impossible to caption.
Last one…
Even Joseph couldn’t interpret this dream!
Pram Hardit, Lord Vader’s body double, ponders once again if he had listened to his mother and become a librarian.
Pram Hardit, Lord Vader’s body double, ponders once again if he should have listened to his mother and become a librarian.
Tatooine after Global Warming. Recycle your droids, people!
*Breath in*
“I love me some filtered water”
*Breath out*
Alternate ending to the movie Summer Rental staring John Candy
Darth Vader arrives from a long time in the future and then pours water into his portable breathing system – giving him a new supply of oxygen and a fresh supply of hydrogen energy.
Even as a Sith Lord, Vader had trouble with fluid dynamics.
In a moment of panic, Vader realizes the “dark side particles” must be retrieved at all costs
Now George Lucas is doing commercials for Brita?
Luke, “Here Shamu!” (Sorry…sore topic here in Florida, but you know that’s what Luke would be thinking…)
The cotton mouth in this thing is ridiculous!
Fund-raisers of the Dark Side: “I shall sell this in little bottles to the gullible people on Tatooine to cash-flow my kingdom. Mwahahahaha!”
“I hope this filter contraption thing works… the last time I drank this water, I had the Kessel runs for twelve par-secs!”
I officially revoke my caption and place all of my votes towards Rob.
“Drink water? Straight from a Lake?………………….NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Seriously Marko – this is a great pitcher!
Determined not to spend another penny on bottled water…
Effects of the galatical recession.
The money saved by filtering our own water will buy 2 new death stars.
“When I left you I was but the learner. Now I am the master of filtration.”
This sucks! This black outfit makes me so intimidating, but I’m always so thirsty on these warm planets.
Coolest youth ministry relay race ever…
Back in the day, I would have just forced it in…
Silly Padawan…. When Palpatine was teaching Darth Vader that Sith thirst for power, Vader took literally.
Silly Padawan…. When Palpatine was teaching Darth Vader that Sith thirst for power, Vader took it literally.
These aren’t the plankton you’re looking for.
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