ah, yes, monday. i have a half dozen overly serious posts swirling around; so let’s start the week with this. the prize, as usual, is absolutely stunning: it’s the admiration (and possible even jealousy) of everyone else who didn’t win. bring on your best captions!
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John Freese
runner-up in the breast cancer awareness float contest…
Michael Kane
I love trust falls
Trey Bledsoe
Legion…The Musical
henry cesena
The Pink Flower is hoping for the Bee to land and continue the Cycle of life.
Chris Webe
No, Bishop, I didn’t think this morning’s liturgical dance piece was over the top at all. Which part was it that bothered you?
Andrew Seely
Finally, “the sex talk” gets interesting.
some great ones this time, but i’m gonna call the winner as…
andrew seely, with “finally, ‘the sex talk’ gets interesting.” freakin’ hilarious, andrew. i raise a cold something-or-other to you!
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runner-up in the breast cancer awareness float contest…
“In a gadda da vida, honey
Don’t you know that I’m lovin’ you
In a gadda da vida, baby
Don’t you know that I’ll always be true”
- Iron Butterfly
Welcome to the new suicide bomber protection program!
I love trust falls
Rejected Harley-Davidson ad campaign.
Iranian military tests their latest stealth technology. Speculation is that this could be the delivery system for their first nuclear weapon.
A new game is in the works, bowling for Peptobismal.
The pressure of finding new Olympic sports … Synchronized Stupidity
RPM, Inc (Revelation Prophetic Ministries, Incorporated) finally gives us beyond-a-shadow-of-a-doubt proof that we really are living in the end-times by capturing on film what St. John must have seen in Revelation 6:8:
“And I looked up and saw a “horse” whose color was pale green like a corpse. And Death was the name of its rider, who was followed around by the Grave. They were given authority over one-fourth of the earth, to kill with the sword and famine and disease and wild animals.”
Legion…The Musical
Driver thinks to himself…”If i pop a wheelie, things could get interesting!”
Onlookers were horrified today at a Maypole festival when the notorious super-villian “Black Butterfly” and his Pink Pupa’s crashed the party. Many eye-witnesses were confused by the Butterfly’s purpose for taking the celebrated Maypole but contended that it may result in hilarious consequences. Festival was postponed and resheduled for late June.
The power of prayer!
Epic youth talk illustration fail: “So you see students, after removing their purity rings, the pink people are pleading and praying to no avail. But look whose dominion they’re under now? Once you pop, you can’t stop!”
driver – ” i hope they are praying for guidance, cuz i cant see crap!”
Michael Vick’s community service
Man, Colin Farrell is really hard up for work these days.
Headline: Eco-friendly suicide bomber attacks rival motorcycle cult during worship service.
The new Pope Mobile is sick!
Johnny Depp has truly flown over the cookoo’s nest.
A classic misinterpretation of “entertaining angels”
The Pink Flower is hoping for the Bee to land and continue the Cycle of life.
The Baghdad Olympic committee new that they were the latest in a long line of failures attempting to outdo the Beijing Opening Ceremony.
A new look to the old practice of lifting someone up in prayer!
No, Bishop, I didn’t think this morning’s liturgical dance piece was over the top at all. Which part was it that bothered you?
Bollywood’s “One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest”
darn it, in light of Clay already doing the Cuckoo theme, I’ll submit another (didn’t read the others before posting)…
X Games India
Not knowing what to do with their spare time while waiting for the economy to pick up…
Seriously guys, i saw this in a new book i just bought – and there’s a spiritual lesson I can tell you about when we get back to the church.
I think the helmets came a little late…..
The Hindi 500
Finally, “the sex talk” gets interesting.
From Queen: Bohemian Rhapsody
“Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
for me
for me”
This “loose” interpretation of John baptizing Jesus proves yet again “There is no real substitution for the Holy Spirit.”
Greatest stunt ever: Human fly lands safely on moving motorcycle laden with pink men.
from the movie What About Babbu?
“I’m Flying”
CONTEST CLOSED
see winner at bottom of post
love the sex talk one Adam…I couldn’t stop laughing, people in my office are wondering what is going on!
You have chosen wisely. That is funny!
I totally didn’t notice until today that i won. Thanks Marko. Hope all is well. Keep up the great bloggin.