i hadn’t planned on posting today. but, darn it, i feel like a caption contest! so that’s just what i’m gonna do! bring ‘em on.
CONTENDERS
Marvin Nelson
Narnia Fail: Lucy Plays for Tumnus
David Sims
Gretchen’s rendition of ‘Stand Up For Jesus’ was known to be the best in the tri-state area.
Rob
Miley Cyrus, ten years later… performing at produce stands near Branson
Gman
Talk about youthworker stereotypes … musician, dancer, and goatee.
adam mclane
“And then we ate it.”
Rob
things Dumbledore fantasizes about…
Jonathan Hobbs
The Creation Festival had very humble beginnings…
Jason
In Season 4 of HEROES, new character Helga struggles to find the usefulness of her particular “gift”.
Travis Sharp
Knowing they will be on The Ark for 40 days, Noah’s daughter begins working on some entertainment.
Rob
Appalachian Idol tryouts
Chris Weber
No, Bishop, I didn’t think this morning’s liturgical dance piece was over the top at all. Which part was it that bothered you?
and the winner is…
another tough one to decide – there were some great captions for this one! i’m just gonna have to call a tie (in order to include my two favorites):
Rob, “Miley Cyrus, ten years later… performing at produce stands near Branson”, and adam mclane’s “And then we ate it.”
gentlemen, raise an imaginary iGlass together in a toast to your awesomeness, and i’ll pick up the iTab.
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Desperate Dance Team Leader
Narnia Fail: Lucy Plays for Tumnus
Creative ideas for small, rural church youth ministry
The worship team was desperate to recruit new talent
Gretchen’s rendition of ‘Stand Up For Jesus’ was known to be the best in the tri-state area.
Polka: So easy a goat can do it.
Here we go loopty loo…here we go loopty ly. Her we go loopty loo all on a Saturday night.
Miley Cyrus, ten years later… performing at produce stands near Branson
It was hard for Mr. Tumnus to find work after the White Witch sank his CV.
I call this dance “The Oestreicher”!
The new David Goat Band CD goes on sale this Sunday.
Talk about youthworker stereotypes … musician, dancer, and goatee.
The goat is thinking… who’s the lady with the squeezebox – it’s drivin’ away the kids!
And then we are it.
Er, check that…
“And then we ate it.”
Contextualized worship for the next generation of Goats
things Dumbledore fantasizes about…
This is where all the cool kids are – sheep are over there!
Middle school youth ministry worship! So easy a goat can do it!
Redneck riverdancing
The Creation Festival had very humble beginnings…
I danced to her accordian music and I’ll I got was this stupid T-shirt!
I danced to her accordian music and I’ll I got was this lousy shirt!
All the nations will be gathered before him, and he will separate the people one from another as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats….and now we know how…
In Season 4 of HEROES, new character Helga struggles to find the usefulness of her particular “gift”.
Goat tell it on the mountain!
Knowing they will be on The Ark for 40 days, Noah’s daughter begins working on some entertainment.
At a gathering of friends in ministry a couple months ago somehow – only God knows – we got off onto a tangent about dancing goats. The following day I found this photo on the Internet and created my own “demotivational” poster…
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4064/4394152457_1cf956455c_o.jpg
Appalachian Idol tryouts
ever since learning the accordion, jenny had been desperate to join the sunday evening worship band. as she rehearsed her latest song, based on Matt 25:33, she smiled knowingly “this surely is my golden ticket”
plese read in a very english traditional anglican voice – think nicky gumbel:
“today’s bleating is taken from the goat-spell accordion to Luka, chapter 15, beginning at verse 29:
“Lo, these many years do I serve thee, neither transgressed I at any time thy commandment: and yet thou never gavest me a young goat, that I might make merry with my friends:”
He knew this was the year he and his polka dancing were going to be the “lord of the dance” guy!
CORRECTION
He knew this was the year he and his polka dancing were going to beat the “lord of the dance” guy!
(Marko, you never said anything about not recycling previous entries): No, Bishop, I didn’t think this morning’s liturgical dance piece was over the top at all. Which part was it that bothered you?
now THIS is emergent
David Crowder and his wife.
Hippies who stare at goats
one of the best “photobombs” ever… the photographer was actually just looking to get a picture of a tree.
And people say Homeschooling isn’t useful!
Dance Goat… Dance!!!
Wow,
I didn’t know Shelley Duvall could play the accordion.
Hey, I love the picture of the goat, and the little girl dancing is really cute too….
I’m out. You finally found one that left me speechless.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Accordion.
Accordion who?
Accordion to legend, all goats are born with the ability to polka.
“Girls Who Torment Goats” The sequel to “Men Who Stare At Goats”
The most disturbing thing i see is that horrible skirt.
CONTEST CLOSED
see winner at bottom of post