yes, the spelling in the post subject was intentional. yes, it’s childish and would never get chosen as a winning contribution. you’ll have to do better than that to win the admiration of a couple dozen people (which, by the way, is the grand prize)!
CONTENDERS
some really good ones in the running this time around!
Linda B
the convergence of 27 Iives
brian aaby
300 Points!
Phil (deeply cynical, but funny!)
It’s a church board meeting. Everyone has their blow horn to be heard, blinders on so they can only see what is in front of them,( not whats around them), and no one from the outside can get into the circle.
Eric Altson (nerdy, but good! dude, you even got the little dots over the ‘o’!)
Schrödinger’s later attempt to solve the classic paradox.
Susan
Um, not seeing that the dish is better than cable…
Marty
The youth pastor’s latest object lesson to explain the trinity.
leslie
sorry, you were in my blind spot.
Chris A
Scooter wondered how well the mind-meld was working and whether the others could sense his hairball coming on too…
Mark
I guess you’re wondering why I demanded the Cone of Silence for this meeting.
joe t
even amish cats believe in shunning.
and the winner is…
tough call this time, but my gut says to go with the simple-but-funny, “sorry, you were in my blind spot” from leslie! yeah, luters! a raise a glass to thee.
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the convergence of 27 Iives
While using the original “cones of silence” the cats put the final touches on their plan for destroying the human race.
300 Points!
Can you hear me-ow? Can you hear me-ow? How about now?
… and this is your brain on catnip.
It’s a church board meeting. Everyone has their blow horn to be heard, blinders on so they can only see what is in front of them,( not whats around them), and no one from the outside can get into the circle.
Schrödinger’s later attempt to solve the classic paradox.
Um, not seeing that the dish is better than cable…
And tell me why I listened to Adam’s blog post on failure again? This is just another purrfect example of a lame idea.
Cats exposed: Secret high security “world domination” planning session, first time ever caught on film.
The youth pastor’s latest object lesson to explain the trinity.
‘We are Siamese, if you please…’
“Cat Fancy” paparazzi free zone
sorry, you were in my blind spot.
I hate it when they put velcro on these things!
By our powers combined, we are Catptain Planet!
Alright. Just so we’re clear – nobody saw anything about anyone puking in Marko’s shoes, right?!?! Right!!!
Scooter wondered how well the mind-meld was working and whether the others could sense his hairball coming on too…
A visualization for John Nash’s work in game theory. (This one’s only for the “math nerd youth pastors” out there…. but trust me… it’s hilarious.) :)
“Dubble wing 24 toss. watz teh blitz, k? kthx. on three. reddy. brekk.”
4th and goal boys… THIS IS OUR MOMENT… THIS is our now. We leave it ALL out on the field. Fluffy, I want you on a fly pattern 20 yards down the center. Socks, get in the end zone and get open… and look for the ball… This is IT. Ready? BREAK!!!
Phil = WIN!
What Angela came home to after letting Dwight watch her cats over the weekend.
Whomever told Lorne Michaels that a Coneheads/Laser Cats hybrid was a good idea for a movie should be shot. At least we got free food out of it.”
I guess you’re wondering why I demanded the Cone of Silence for this meeting.
even amish cats believe in shunning.
CONTEST CLOSED
see winner at bottom of post