yup, this just might become a series. i guess it already has (part 1, part 2, part 3).
last wednesday, the guys were seriously hopped up on halloween sugar. holy cow. they gave their self-selected group name, atomic squirrel, a sense of being understated.
a handful of word-for-word winners:
my mom paid me $60 to not go trick or treating.
for halloween, i was a gorilla with fairy wings.
when i was 2, i was exploring the garden, because i was curious about the world and what it was like, so i smashed myself on the head with a brick.
we were talking about being god’s masterpieces…
when i think of a masterpiece, i think of glass animals, because you can centerpiece with them.my co-leader: we keep growing and changing, our whole lives…
6th grade guy: i don’t think god would want us to have time machines, though.
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Pure Awesomeness!!!
totally agree on the time machine!
Those are fantastic!!!
I’m a middle school pastor and have my twin sixth-grade boys in our ministry this year… these quotes should sound absurd, but are sooooo normal for this aged kid! Thanks for sharing.
in general – love the centerpiece comments, I’m picturing the glass animals as fantasy animals (unicorns, etc.) which makes it even better
Shane – what a cool ministry moment…have fun over the next 3 years
DEFINITELY make this a series. So classic!
haha! so funny… i love these.
–@terracecrawford