on monday mornings, i normally try to have a substantive blog post. but, due to a weekend that was both relaxing and full, that didn’t happen this week. so i will unapologetically go with this most-amazing photo caption.
let me get the obvious caption out of the way:
NINJA PIG!
ok. now, you provide the better captions, and i’ll pick a winner. the honor of winning this baby is beyond words, baby.
CONTENDERS
chris
“Richard was about to find out that selling Mary Kay just wasn’t his thing.”
Dennis
Mmm.. Bacon
Russ
Tic’s new position as executive pastor is a lot different than he expected.
(marko comment: this is FANTASTIC)
Sean Meade
Bibleman’s arch nemesis
Todd L.
“Quick! To the Wienermobile!”
(marko comment: also quite funny!)
pbj
deleted scene from the Jesus film (youth version): Demon Pigs from Matthew 8:32
Josh
If only he had read the sign earlier that said “wolf convention ahead”.
leslie
oh grandmother, what large nostrils you have…
(marko comment: so fantastically random!)
Tim Mauriello
Worst. Harry Potter costume. Ever.
Jeff Moulton
Survivor: Arkansas
and the wiener is…
tough call — and runner-up mentions to
Todd L.
“Quick! To the Wienermobile!”
Jeff Moulton
Survivor: Arkansas
but i’m going to call the winner as…
Russ
Tic’s new position as executive pastor is a lot different than he expected.


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^^ Too many babies.
“Richard was about to find out that selling Mary Kay just wasn’t his thing.”
US forces capture last picture of Osama Bin Laden as he tried to make his escape in disguise
Pre-production on The Simpsons Movie 2: The Chronicles of Spider-Pig were not living up to expectations…
“I’m outta here!” cried the prodigal son.
Mmm.. Bacon
Ninja pig ninja pig does what a ninja pig can!
Bella turned her attention from vampires and werewolves to…pigpeople?
Tic’s new position as executive pastor is a lot different than he expected.
Bibleman’s arch nemesis
The REAL job that Tic left YS for…
Fast food! OR if you are a vegan…uhh…runaway bride?
And this little Piggy cried “wee wee wee” all the way home.
Let’s see what the big bad wolf can do with this Chuck Norris Roundhouse!
“Quick! To the Wienermobile!”
What Guys think when they hear about the Twilight movies ….
deleted scene from the Jesus film (youth version): Demon Pigs from Matthew 8:32
pbj beat me… I was going to simply say “Luke 8:33″
He pulled his hammy.
Roland, 43, films his audition tape for Bravo’s latest reality show: The Real Superheroes of Their Mother’s Basement.
With great power comes great..mmmm….bacon.
If only he had read the sign earlier that said “wolf convention ahead”.
Deliverance II
Joss Whedon takes a new approach on his take of the Avengers movie.
After all the abuse, the pigs finally see the light of their salvation in the form of Ms. Piggy. Now, those birds will really see what ‘angry’ is!!!
Don’t worry… It’s just Phat Rok getting in shape for camp.
Fortunately for Little John, Robin’s idea of a sidekick costume never really took off.
this is what happens when you get the Swine Flu
Think pink and Race for the Cured… Ham
Im guessing those are the backwoods of Regina so Im going with, Canadian Bacon!
oh grandmother, what large nostrils you have…
jesus christ our lord!
“Mr Pig wasn’t happy that his mother was trying to give him his oinkment!”
Where Wendy’s “Baconator” got it’s name from.
What’s swinophobia? It’s a long story.
All men are pigs, but not all pigs are men!
The Unclean Animal Ninja!
Worst. Harry Potter costume. Ever.
Survivor: Arkansas
“Faster than a sizzling frying pan, more powerful than a backyard grill master . . .”
“This little piggie cried, ‘To infinity and beyond . . .’ all the way home . . .”