The Youth Cartel

photo in need of a caption

May 9, 2011 · 40 comments

on monday mornings, i normally try to have a substantive blog post. but, due to a weekend that was both relaxing and full, that didn’t happen this week. so i will unapologetically go with this most-amazing photo caption.

let me get the obvious caption out of the way:

NINJA PIG!

ok. now, you provide the better captions, and i’ll pick a winner. the honor of winning this baby is beyond words, baby.

CONTENDERS

chris
“Richard was about to find out that selling Mary Kay just wasn’t his thing.”

Dennis
Mmm.. Bacon

Russ
Tic’s new position as executive pastor is a lot different than he expected.
(marko comment: this is FANTASTIC)

Sean Meade
Bibleman’s arch nemesis

Todd L.
“Quick! To the Wienermobile!”
(marko comment: also quite funny!)

pbj
deleted scene from the Jesus film (youth version): Demon Pigs from Matthew 8:32

Josh
If only he had read the sign earlier that said “wolf convention ahead”.

leslie
oh grandmother, what large nostrils you have…
(marko comment: so fantastically random!)

Tim Mauriello
Worst. Harry Potter costume. Ever.

Jeff Moulton
Survivor: Arkansas

and the wiener is…

tough call — and runner-up mentions to
Todd L.
“Quick! To the Wienermobile!”
Jeff Moulton
Survivor: Arkansas

but i’m going to call the winner as…
Russ
Tic’s new position as executive pastor is a lot different than he expected.

{ 40 comments… read them below or add one }

chris May 9, 2011 at 7:22 am

^^ Too many babies.

“Richard was about to find out that selling Mary Kay just wasn’t his thing.”

Gordon Weir May 9, 2011 at 7:24 am

US forces capture last picture of Osama Bin Laden as he tried to make his escape in disguise

Jason May 9, 2011 at 7:29 am

Pre-production on The Simpsons Movie 2: The Chronicles of Spider-Pig were not living up to expectations…

cindyz May 9, 2011 at 7:32 am

“I’m outta here!” cried the prodigal son.

Dennis May 9, 2011 at 7:34 am

Mmm.. Bacon

Coy Siders May 9, 2011 at 7:39 am

Ninja pig ninja pig does what a ninja pig can!

nathan May 9, 2011 at 7:55 am

Bella turned her attention from vampires and werewolves to…pigpeople?

Russ May 9, 2011 at 7:57 am

Tic’s new position as executive pastor is a lot different than he expected.

Sean Meade May 9, 2011 at 8:03 am

Bibleman’s arch nemesis

Sean Meade May 9, 2011 at 8:03 am

The REAL job that Tic left YS for…

Chris Williams May 9, 2011 at 8:15 am

Fast food! OR if you are a vegan…uhh…runaway bride?

brian aaby May 9, 2011 at 8:29 am

And this little Piggy cried “wee wee wee” all the way home.

Robb May 9, 2011 at 8:32 am

Let’s see what the big bad wolf can do with this Chuck Norris Roundhouse!

Todd L. May 9, 2011 at 8:38 am

“Quick! To the Wienermobile!”

Gman May 9, 2011 at 8:57 am

What Guys think when they hear about the Twilight movies ….

pbj May 9, 2011 at 9:48 am

deleted scene from the Jesus film (youth version): Demon Pigs from Matthew 8:32

Paul May 9, 2011 at 10:50 am

pbj beat me… I was going to simply say “Luke 8:33″

brian aaby May 9, 2011 at 10:53 am

He pulled his hammy.

alaina May 9, 2011 at 11:03 am

Roland, 43, films his audition tape for Bravo’s latest reality show: The Real Superheroes of Their Mother’s Basement.

Trey May 9, 2011 at 11:33 am

With great power comes great..mmmm….bacon.

Josh May 9, 2011 at 11:40 am

If only he had read the sign earlier that said “wolf convention ahead”.

Brad Jones May 9, 2011 at 11:41 am

Deliverance II

Andrew Seely May 9, 2011 at 1:37 pm

Joss Whedon takes a new approach on his take of the Avengers movie.

R. Todd Henrichs May 9, 2011 at 1:44 pm

After all the abuse, the pigs finally see the light of their salvation in the form of Ms. Piggy. Now, those birds will really see what ‘angry’ is!!!

Chris Marsden May 9, 2011 at 2:24 pm

Don’t worry… It’s just Phat Rok getting in shape for camp.

Grant May 9, 2011 at 2:29 pm

Fortunately for Little John, Robin’s idea of a sidekick costume never really took off.

Eric May 9, 2011 at 2:48 pm

this is what happens when you get the Swine Flu

Rob May 9, 2011 at 3:11 pm

Think pink and Race for the Cured… Ham

jeremy street May 9, 2011 at 3:16 pm

Im guessing those are the backwoods of Regina so Im going with, Canadian Bacon!

leslie May 9, 2011 at 4:53 pm

oh grandmother, what large nostrils you have…

zach May 9, 2011 at 6:17 pm

jesus christ our lord!

William Fyffe May 9, 2011 at 6:53 pm

“Mr Pig wasn’t happy that his mother was trying to give him his oinkment!”

Matt May 10, 2011 at 7:16 am

Where Wendy’s “Baconator” got it’s name from.

Brandon May 10, 2011 at 8:31 am

What’s swinophobia? It’s a long story.

Jeremy Street May 10, 2011 at 10:56 am

All men are pigs, but not all pigs are men!

YPClayConry May 10, 2011 at 1:41 pm

The Unclean Animal Ninja!

Tim Mauriello May 11, 2011 at 7:03 am

Worst. Harry Potter costume. Ever.

Jeff Moulton May 11, 2011 at 8:22 pm

Survivor: Arkansas

Rusty Rabon May 12, 2011 at 4:07 am

“Faster than a sizzling frying pan, more powerful than a backyard grill master . . .”

Rusty Rabon May 12, 2011 at 4:09 am

“This little piggie cried, ‘To infinity and beyond . . .’ all the way home . . .”

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