The Youth Cartel

photo in need of a caption

July 25, 2011 · 49 comments

amazing shot today, calling for your creative captioninging. bring it:

(photo thanks to likecool.com)

CONTENDERS!

Kirk Moore
It smells like ash.

Caroline
Maybe next time, think about having something besides the bean burrito, please.

Eric
“George, turn around. I think I left the iron on…”

Rob
Elijah: 1, prophets of Baal: 0

Matt
A screenshot from every Michael Bay movie ever

jeremy street
Lintzilla!

Jeff Baxter
Another Youth Event Complete. Time to Head Home.

Kurt J
Why “Blue Flames” around the campfire are never a good idea.

Dave Wollan
the Jeep is the 9th horcrux!

and the winner is…

Rob
Elijah: 1, prophets of Baal: 0

some great ones this time, but rob’s brought an audible chuckle when i read it.

{ 49 comments… read them below or add one }

Jim July 25, 2011 at 6:27 am

Harold, you really need to get that exhaust looked at!

Kirk Moore July 25, 2011 at 6:29 am

It smells like ash.

chris July 25, 2011 at 6:30 am

♪♫♪♫ “…living la vida loca…” ♪♫♪♫ “Do you hear something?” “Nah… I think it’s in the song…it’s a remix” ♪♫♪♫ “…living la vida loca…” ♪♫♪♫

Matthew McNutt July 25, 2011 at 6:37 am

Told you not to push the button.

Matthew McNutt July 25, 2011 at 6:38 am

But daddy, I thought you said God was a pillar of smoke? Why are we driving away from God?

Matthew McNutt July 25, 2011 at 6:38 am

But daddy, I thought you said God was a pillar of smoke? Why are we driving away from God?

Caroline July 25, 2011 at 6:43 am

Maybe next time, think about having something besides the bean burrito, please.

Josh July 25, 2011 at 6:44 am

You said,”Nooooo there’s no such thing as an island curse! Burial ground schMerrial ground, you said. Everyone grab a rock…. What’s the worst that can hhappen?” DON’T…not another word…just drive…”

Stephen July 25, 2011 at 6:46 am

I told you – this is what happens when you put unleaded gas in a diesel engine

Stephen July 25, 2011 at 6:47 am

The sequel to 2012 gets much better graphics using an amateur photographer than spending millions on CGI

Josh July 25, 2011 at 6:57 am

Dad to kids, “One more word… Just one More and I PROMISE I’m turning this car around!”. OR,

Wife to husband, ” your shortcuts are horrible”. OR

Kid to kid, “this is the best VACATION EVER!”. OR

Dad to himself, “did I get the rental insurance??”

Eric July 25, 2011 at 7:10 am

“George, turn around. I think I left the iron on…”

Thadd July 25, 2011 at 7:11 am

Umm…whoops…

Eric July 25, 2011 at 7:11 am

“I told you not to pull the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man’s finger!”

D. Scott Miller July 25, 2011 at 7:33 am

This week on Lost, Marko attempts to coach the smoke monster to be a kinder island diety

Rob July 25, 2011 at 7:36 am

Elijah: 1, prophets of Baal: 0

D. Scott Miller July 25, 2011 at 7:36 am

Flee for your lives! Don’t look back, and don’t stop anywhere in the plain! Flee to the mountains or you will be swept away!…. And then Lot’s wife looked back

Gman July 25, 2011 at 7:44 am

Marko and Adam leave in a hurry after the Youth Cartel announcement.

Matt July 25, 2011 at 7:48 am

A screenshot from every Michael Bay movie ever

Bill Nance July 25, 2011 at 7:55 am

“DIdn’t you say the blue flame was harmless?”

adam mclane July 25, 2011 at 7:57 am

In this episode of Mythbusters the guys test the theory that you can make a volcano erupt by doing the macarena with Don Ho and Ricky Martin.

The gods must be angry: Plausible.

James July 25, 2011 at 8:19 am

I can’t believe we failed the California emissions test again!

Todd L July 25, 2011 at 8:22 am

National Lampoon’s Vacation: Kilauea

Tim July 25, 2011 at 8:29 am

“…and NO, we’re NOT gonna stop! Shoulda done that at the LAST rest stop!”

Jake July 25, 2011 at 8:42 am

Ben, I thought you said the smoke monster listened to you!

jeremy street July 25, 2011 at 8:49 am

Lintzilla!

Larry Darnell July 25, 2011 at 8:56 am

I don’t care what your Iphone weather app says, they are clouds rolling in!

Jeff Baxter July 25, 2011 at 9:24 am

Another Youth Event Complete. Time to Head Home.

Sean Meade July 25, 2011 at 10:02 am

Dear Mother in-law,

Having a great time on vacation. REALLY wish you were here.

Heather R July 25, 2011 at 10:10 am

Youth Pastor to youth “What happens on a youth outting, stays on a youth outting. So don’t facebook, tweet, or google+ this.”

Youth “To late.”

———-
Dad to kids, “Don’t tell your mother, she doesn’t ever have to know.”

R. Todd Henrichs July 25, 2011 at 1:18 pm

LOST 2.. Smokey’s Revenge!

Jeff Moulton July 25, 2011 at 3:44 pm

Practical jokes gone bad #1 – spiking the oatmeal at Jr. High boys camp with Metamucil.

Terrace Crawford July 25, 2011 at 9:09 pm

Just as the Youth Cartel press conference concluded, McLane farted… and well… Marko got out of dodge.

//TC//

Kurt J July 25, 2011 at 9:09 pm

Why “Blue Flames” around the campfire are never a good idea.

Jennifer July 25, 2011 at 9:13 pm

Crowd Breakers gone bad.

Andrew July 26, 2011 at 5:45 am

Photographer (as car passes): “hey buddy… hey BUDDY… HEY BUDDY!!!”

Jeff Moulton July 26, 2011 at 7:09 am

I thought YOU were bringing the mirrors!

Dick Pirwitz July 26, 2011 at 7:24 am

Yes Dear, I know you think supper was barely burnt, but we still are going out for supper.

LJ July 26, 2011 at 7:33 am

“This is the song that never ends. It goes on & on my friends….”

Kurt J July 26, 2011 at 8:28 am

Bill Nance….you beat me to the blue flame joke! I even took the time to make sure there wasn’t one before posting mine….and then saw yours this morning. Must have missed it. Guess I wasn’t as cute and original as I thought I was.

Kurt J July 26, 2011 at 8:31 am

will “clouding” would never be as popular as planking?

Kurt J July 26, 2011 at 8:33 am

IPad Typos! Crap….I quit. I am butchering this one.

Chris July 26, 2011 at 9:03 am

Thats why they say “no pranks” at camp.

Kevin Wilson July 26, 2011 at 10:24 am

All smoke, no mirrors

Dave Wollan July 26, 2011 at 12:15 pm

the Jeep is the 9th horcrux!

Marty July 27, 2011 at 7:23 am

THIS is why you never announce a slow clap.

marko July 28, 2011 at 7:26 am

CONTEST CLOSED

see winner at bottom of post.

Neb August 5, 2011 at 4:21 pm

I love it when a plan comes together.

Neb August 5, 2011 at 4:21 pm

I love it when a plan comes together.

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