didn’t have time to write a post for today, but there’s always time for a photo in need of a caption. especially when alert readers like kevin winningham send you awesome photos like this one. hey, this one could have brought about a revival of my old “jesus junk of the month” posts!
bring it!
CONTENDERS!
Dave Reiss
He decended into shell.
Stephen
Shell we pray
Jesus’ favorite band was David Chowder
Led like a clam to the slaughter
The one that got away was this big
Tim Gleason
Jesus de Milo
HeidiRenee
Jesus on the half shell
jason
she sells Je-shells by the seashore…
Tony Roos
Jesus the Savior of the sole.
Seth
“Just as I clam, without one plea,”
“behold, the clam of God”
“Do nothing out of Shellfish ambition”
Matt N
Lead us not into crustaceans…
and the winner is…
this one was really tough for me to call! many of these made me literally laugh out loud.
but i think my fav is Tim Gleason’s “Jesus de Milo”. So, tim, i applaud you, toast you, and tip my hat to you (well, i would if i were wearing a hat). your prize: free entrance into the Simply Youth Ministry Conference, starting only moments ago in Louisville, KY!**
**conditions: you must have previously paid for registration, and must already be there. so, basically, while the event will surely be awesome, this prize sucks.
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He decended into shell.
Shell we pray
When asked if he was King of the Jews, Jesus clammed up
Jesus de Milo
Jesus’ favorite band was David Chowder
Jesus on the half shell
And lo, I am with you always…in this handy little seashell.
Buy the Mary seashell and we’ll throw in a Judas seashell for free!
she sells Je-shells by the seashore…
Jesus the Savior of the sole.
Led like a clam to the slaughter
Immediately one of them ran and got spongebob. He filled him with wine vinegar, put him on a staff, and offered him to Jesus to drink. Matthew 27:48
omg, you guys are cracking me up!
I don’t know but I think there is something fishy about this crucifixion.
Shell we gather at the river?
And being in anguish, he prayed more earnestly, and his sweat was like drops of butter falling to the ground. Luke 22:44
Even Mer-people need Jesus. Get saved Ariel!
The Pearl of Great Price, literalist version.
“and Jesus asked his disciples, “what did the sea say to the boat?” The disciples said nothing but looked back and forth at one another. “nothing. It waved.” said Jesus as he walked away disgusted.”
The one that got away was this big
Jesus as the perfect sacrifice: he shelled it all out for you.
On the next episode of HORDERS: Catholic Edition…
The reverse-transubstantiator was a partial success
The new “Seafood Surprise” menu at Red Lobster lived up to its billing
HCSP: Holy Christian Saintly People – Saints on the Half-shell.
Spicing up the crucifixion with a little (sea)soning.
But I have noticed that during
the most trying periods of my life
there have only been one
set of footprints in the sand.
Why, when I needed you most,
you have not been there for me?”
The Lord replied,
“The times when you have
seen only one set of footprints,
is when I carried you, BECAUSE YOU STEPPED ON ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE SHELLS AGAIN.”
and he saw the Spirit of God descending like a clam
JESUS IN A HALF SHELL JESUS POWER
“Just as I clam, without one plea,”
“behold, the clam of God”
“before Abraham was born, I clam”
“Do nothing out of Shellfish ambition”
Jesus, the true God of love.
Even the Little Mermaid needs a Savior!
Disney decided to go a different direction for Finding Nemo 2…
Lead us not into crustaceans…
Anybody see my sea horse?
Poseidon Redemption
This is not what I meant by “Be Fishers of Men”
Carman’s latest release: This shell’s for You!!
Alas, I was not in Louisville nor had I previously paid for a registration. But given the very high quality of the entries, I take it as an honor simply to be chosen. Thanks for the laughs. And I hope you had a great conference.