hey, we haven’t had a photo in need of a caption in a while. i’m feelin’ it, are you?
here’s a gem for ya. i’ll even award a real prize this time around: downloadable copies of two of my new books, A Parent’s Guide to Understanding Teenage Girls, and A Parent’s Guide to Understanding Teenage Guys.
bring it!
CONTENDERS!
tons of good stuff, and lots of great groaners. but i’m just going to list the current best of the best here:
Kevin I
Camp Crystal Lake EMS takes a special breed of people…
Rob
Zombie CPR
RevBT
John the Baptist’s followers are REALLY grieving
Ben
Jesus is coming…look busy!
Rachel Oakes
“That awkward moment when you realize you are addressing the wrong issue…”
Dave Wollan
Scene from the long-awaited “Chips” relaunch
Trey
This is what hell’s like…
Andy
[insert any mainline denomination] is meeting this week for their tri-annual national conference.
and the winner is…
i laughed out loud at andy sahl’s:
[insert any mainline denomination] is meeting this week for their tri-annual national conference.
so you win, andy!
but i’m going to give out a 2nd place (one of the two books — your choice) to another fantastic entry, from rachel oakes:
“That awkward moment when you realize you are addressing the wrong issue…”
andy and rachel — shoot me an email (marko@theyouthcartel.com), and we’ll get you set up for your prizes!
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Did the CPR manual say reattach first or resuscitate first?
I think I see the problem.
It’s not a race!
In hindsight, Roger realized that some revisions to the CPR Manual were needed.
[insert any mainline denomination] is meeting this week for their tri-annual national conference.
“I know I told you to blow harder, but seriously?!?”
Haven’t read any of the others, but here goes:
What frustrated them most was they couldn’t find her invisible neck.
it’s merely a flesh wound.
EMTs often have a reputation of responding with neck-break speed.
Ummm… I meant “breakneck”! Dang it….botched my own bit.
“Get your hands off the chest, I can’t see it rising.”
CONTEST CLOSED
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