there’s actually a real story to this photo; and it’s pretty funny on its own. but the photo is too good to get away without a caption contest.
winner gets a free download of the new book, The Youth Cartel’s Unauthorized Dictionary of Youth Ministry (because, really, this photo looks like it could have been an illustration for some definition in the book).
contenders!
wow, we have a very high percentage of contenders this time based on my normal means of selection (they humored me). so i’m being extra picky when i choose the following as “finalists”:
jenni
intern initiation.
Dan
When Furries play The Hunger Game.
Scott
Run Honey Badger!
Brett Hetherington
This was the last time our Senior Pastor volunteered to help with the youth group’s annual lock-in…
Kevin
This is what happens when the partners at “The Youth Cartel” do not agree with Marko and Adam.
e. sutter
And then Jesus said, “Foxes have dens and birds have nests…so you better run boy.”
Dave Wollan
“So I guess what you gotta ask yourself is, do you feel foxy, punk? Well, do you?”
and the winner is…
tough call, but the one that caused the most spontaneous snort from me was e. sutter’s…
And then Jesus said, “Foxes have dens and birds have nests…so you better run boy.”
you win, e. sutter! shoot me an email (marko@theyouthcartel.com), and i’ll send you the download of your prize!
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how youth pastors often feel during board/decon/elder meetings that they are “invited” to.
intern initiation. :)
When Furries play The Hunger Game.
Britain has changed their long-lived tradition of fox hunting to not use hunter dogs as to comply with PETA’s requests. I don’t think this is what PETA (or the fox) had in mind.
If the fox gets in the hen house – shoot’em! (get rid of the energy suckers before they destroy everything)
This is what happens when Star Fox crash lands, naked into a paintball gun fight
I don’t think this is the hole the fox wanted to smell.
Inglorious Red Riding Hood
Run Honey Badger!
The secret life of Bob Ross.
MarkO, in a targeted effort to maintain his international claim to fame, takes aim on the up-and-coming beard on this fox.
Swiper, No Swiping.
Swiper will not be swiping anymore…
after banning soda, New York sets it’s sites on Halloween
PETA targets ALL violators!
This was the last time our Senior Pastor volunteered to help with the youth group’s annual lock-in…
“OK Marko, I’ll give you your fox suit back. Geez you are taking this way too seriously.”
Go ahead and shoot me it won’t bring your grandma back
This is what happens when the partners at “The Youth Cartel” do not agree with Marko and Adam.
Couldn’t we settle this some other way?
Why Widow Tweed? Why??
Dora beta tests new Nickelodeon product: Swiper Balls!!
V is for…
Volunteer. These are the guys you assured would not be put in awkward, embarrassing, or painful situations. All in the name of Jesus.
And then Jesus said, “Foxes have dens and birds have nests…so you better run boy.”
After the youth pastor pranked the lead pastor, the church board decided to take matters into their own hands.
“Be on your guard for church board members. They come to you in wolves’ clothing, but inwardly, they are full of sh–eep.” –Matthew 7:15, YWAV (Youth Workers’ Amplified Version)
Rejected predator auditions
“You were warned! Swiped, NO SWIPING!”
This was the funnest thing to cross off the bucket list since “Ride a zip-line into a vat of cream cheese”
“Wait, Samson!!!” replied the fox, “I can explain…please put down the flame thrower so we can talk about this.”
“So I guess what you gotta ask yourself is, do you feel foxy, punk? Well, do you?”
CONTEST CLOSED
see winner at bottom of post
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