stripey guy!
saw this the other day and felt the guy must have conceived that outfit and bike, then gone riding, just hoping to get his pic on the internet in a place where i would find it and make it into a photo in need of a caption. right.
prize: your choice of The Youth Cartel books, in digital form (either The Youth Cartel’s Unauthorized Dictionary of Youth Ministry, Masterpiece: The Art of Discipling Teenagers, or Leading Up: Finding Influence in the Church Beyond Role and Experience).
CONTENDERS!
so many great entries this time. trying to narrow it to the best of the best…
Todd
Suddenly Tom realized that he was a long way from Who-ville.
Scott
Where’d I put my zebra crocs?
Todd
Where are they now? Yukon Cornelius hits rock bottom
Dave Wollan
Peter’s miraculous escape from prison
The Misfit Toy
… meanwhile his accomplice is pick pocketing all the gawkers, a criminal mastermind.
David Hanson
“Catching up with Lance Armstrong after 20 years in prison.”
Chris Adkins
Some days even Dr. Seuss feels a little emo.
Todd O
…meanwhile, in Sweden…
Eric
Looks like Crowder* is having an identity crisis after leaving the band!
Brian Aaby
Huffy Presents: The Zoolander
Ellis Carson
One of these kids is doing his own thing, one of these kids is not the same. One of these kids is doing his own thing. That is how we play our game.
and the winner is…
tough one. more than a few really, really funny captions this time. had to call in jeannie and max to help me.
jeannie picked Scott’s “Where’d I put my zebra crocs?”
max picked Todd O’s “…meanwhile, in Sweden…”
so we’ll call you both winners, Scott and Todd O. shoot me an email (marko@theyouthcartel.com) and we’ll get you sorted with your prize!
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Zebra’s foot gets eaten by Crocs
Waldo hears that black is the new red
Suddenly Tom realized that he was a long way from Who-ville.
“I am here to bring good taste and beatings. I just ran out of good taste…….”
“I just broke out of prison…should I change my clothes? No…no…that’s what all criminals do – get rid of the prison stripes – they’ll be expecting that. I know! I’ll add MORE stripes! They’ll never see that coming!”
All dressed up and nowhere to go!
Last time I let my wife go shopping for me. I asked for a striped shirt, a comfy pair of shoes, and a mountain bike.
“You mean I don’t live in the book The Grinch Who Stole Christmas. I was so looking forward to hanging out with Cindy Lou Who.”
now if only I had something to match this hat…
We found Waldo…and wished we didn’t
“I knew I should have changed shoes. These Crocs are so bad, people are stopping to take pictures.”
Waldo made the mistake of trying to hide at Jack Skellington’s house in Halloween Town…
Where’d I put my zebra crocs?
Be aware, we have an escaped convicted from Whoville prison. He’s considered armed and in violation of the “do not wear purple Crocs after Labor day” law. Tackle on site!
I don’t have a caption. But I must say, the purple crocs and handlebar ‘stache are the PERFECT complements to this…um…ensemble?
I’m so glad there are finally some captions about the crocs! Dude went to a LOT of trouble for every other aspect of his look, then wore those?
Where are they now? Yukon Cornelius hits rock bottom
After watching a few episodes of Duck Dynasty, and realizing that hillbillies can make millions by creating innovative hunting tools, Billy-ray retreated to the factory, grew heis beard, and set his sights on the illusive zebra…
Peter’s miraculous escape from prison
“Someday outbid me for Dorothy’s ruby slippers on eBay. These Crocs were all I could afford.”
… meanwhile his accomplice is pick pocketing all the gawkers, a criminal mastermind.
While riding down street, Ted silently vows to never make crazy bets with his wife again, no matter how certain he feels that he knows who won the Best Actress Oscar in 1952.
Edward Crocinski, designer of Crocs shoes and outspoken advocate for their acceptance as a fashion accessory, pictured here testing his latest model.
It’s inevitable: the candidate that the search committee will recommend your church hire as the next youth pastor after you leave will be the guy who listed under “Previous Experience” on his resume: Replacement Referee For the National Football League
“Catching up with Lance Armstrong after 20 years in prison.”
what’s black and white and shown all over?
Some days even Dr. Seuss feels a little emo.
A zebro with a zebreard on a zeabrike- wearing crocs?
Stripenomia: The reaction to an overcontrolling parent not allowing their child to leave the house without matching for 18 consecutive years.
The real art is matching the curve of the handle bars to the handle bar moustache…
“I got the second-to-last costume they had…you should see what the guy behind me has to wear!”
Fundamentalists are always so black & white.
…meanwhile, in Sweden…
Meanwhile, at the Dr Seuss Convention…
Marty goes off to buy a polka dot afro
Steve the managing editor at Random House soon lost his job after approving the guest art work from Dr Seuss for the new Where’s Waldo book.
No one will pick on me for wearing Crocs again.
That’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen! Purple crocs!?
Thats insane…. Nobody goes 15 miles an hour!
Uncle Si from Duck Dynasty on the weekend. Party!!!
DANG….check out that dude’s sunglasses!
Looks like Crowder* is having an identity crisis after leaving the band!
Huffy Presents: The Zoolander
Time?….Yeah… I’ve had some!!
One of these kids is doing his own thing, one of these kids is not the same. One of these kids is doing his own thing. That is how we play our game.
CONTEST CLOSED
see winner(s) at bottom of post