The Youth Cartel

photo in need of a caption (hard knock life version)

November 6, 2012 · 34 comments

busy day for me, with Summit prep out the wazoo. plus, i get to vote today. and tash mcgill arrives from new zealand tonight for her emceeing role in The Summit (tash, adam and i all fly to atlanta really early tomorrow morning). with all that: seems like a good day for a photo in need of a caption!

winner gets a free download of steve case’s book, The Youth Cartel’s Unauthorized Dictionary of Youth Ministry!

CONTENDERS

i’ll pick a winner tonight (wednesday). but here are some front runners at this point…

Jim Sparks
Here you go Mr. Carrot Top sign here…wait what?
(marko comment: i thought jim’s caption was funnier without the 2nd sentence, so i’m just shortening it!)

Jess
The wig was the only good choice Todd made that day.

Karla
I see YOU dressed as a policeman for Halloween. Trick or Treat, Officer?

D. Scott Miller
Here’s a behind the scenes look at the extended vetting process involved in the search for new staff partners for the Youth Cartel.

Brandon
MERICA!
(marko comment: makes no sense, but totally made me snort.)

Gman
You said you were on your way to which Cartel Event again?

J-Rock
“The last thing I remember? Well, I was at a lock-in…”

and the winner is…

adam and i voted. we’re going with the hilariously twisted caption from Jess: “The wig was the only good choice Todd made that day.”

shoot me an email, jess (marko@theyouthcartel.com), and we’ll get your prize to you!

{ 34 comments… read them below or add one }

Tom Shriver November 6, 2012 at 8:53 am

I just met you….and you look crazy…but here’s my number. So call me maybe?

darren November 6, 2012 at 8:56 am

No officer, I am not Dave Thomas’ daughter.

pj November 6, 2012 at 8:56 am

I just wanted to place my order for Wendys…

Jim Sparks November 6, 2012 at 8:57 am

Here you go Mr. Carrot Top sign here…wait what? Oh I’m sorry Ms. Annie, thought you were someone else. Sign here.

Nick Adams November 6, 2012 at 8:58 am

Leapin’ lizards that’s a huge fine!

Theo November 6, 2012 at 8:58 am

Don’t cry, the sun will come out tomorrow

brandon November 6, 2012 at 8:59 am

And while you’re at it, shave those legs, ma’am. While it won’t help your form, it will help your chances. Have a nice day.

Kipp Smith November 6, 2012 at 9:04 am

Not sure that Daddy Warbucks is gonna be able to get her out of this one.

Jonathan November 6, 2012 at 9:04 am

“He’s about this high, light brown, longish fur, and responds to the name “Sandy.” He also responds to the song “Hard-Knock Life.”

Jess November 6, 2012 at 9:07 am

The wig was the only good choice Todd made that day.

Jim November 6, 2012 at 9:09 am

“First name Raggedy, same as yours? Last name Andy? And you haven’t seen him since the ’70s? Thank you. I think I have everything I need Miss Ann.”

Matt November 6, 2012 at 9:10 am

Tomorrow! Tomorrow! Your court date is tomorrow!

Josh Keller November 6, 2012 at 9:13 am

We’ll take your bottom dollar with check, cash, or credit card…

darren November 6, 2012 at 9:29 am

do you have any relatives named Napoleon….Napoleon Dynamite that is? Oh OK, sorry to associate you with a known felon. Vote for Pedro!

Kevin November 6, 2012 at 9:55 am

So you mean to tell me that this cocaine isn’t yours, it belongs to a “Miss Hannigan” ?

Scott November 6, 2012 at 10:06 am

“Gee, this sure ain’t the Easy Street that Rooster sang about!”

Jesse R November 6, 2012 at 10:37 am

Annie: Who would want to kill Mr. warbucks?
Policeman: The Bolsheviks, dear. He’s living proof that the American system really works and the Bolsheviks don’t want anyone to know about that.
Annie: The Bolsheviks? Leapin’ lizards!

pbj November 6, 2012 at 10:41 am

Daddy Warbucks, Annie said she wants her dress back

Jason November 6, 2012 at 11:06 am

Instead of kisses, we get tix…

e. sutter November 6, 2012 at 11:08 am

K9 Officer Sandy’s first day on the job

curt cloninger November 6, 2012 at 11:13 am

I’ll get you, my pretty. And your little dog too.

calvin November 6, 2012 at 12:02 pm

Officer Jones ribbon tying skills were called into question after an All Saints Day run in with his son’s missing kindergarten teacher.

Karla November 6, 2012 at 12:14 pm

I see YOU dressed as a policeman for Halloween. Trick or Treat, Officer?

Chad Stevens November 6, 2012 at 12:45 pm

Annie, do you have any guns? If so could you get them please?

D. Scott Miller November 6, 2012 at 1:02 pm

Here’s a behind the scenes look at the extended vetting process involved in the search for new staff partners for the Youth Cartel.

Chris Adkins November 6, 2012 at 2:27 pm

Sure the sun will come out tomorrow, but annie won’t be able to see it from her cell.

tim November 6, 2012 at 4:32 pm

“…and how do you spell that?”
“O E S T R E I C …”

Othy November 6, 2012 at 5:06 pm

When comic strips go bad!

Brandon November 6, 2012 at 6:20 pm

MERICA!

justin November 7, 2012 at 7:08 am

So you’re telling me Willow Smith is replacing you as Annie…..whip your fro back and forth!

Gman November 7, 2012 at 9:23 am

You said you were on your way to which Cartel Event again?

J-Rock November 7, 2012 at 3:59 pm

“The last thing I remember? Well, I was at a lock-in…”

Brandon Pachey November 7, 2012 at 8:09 pm

Spell “Daddy Warbucks” for me one more time miss….

marko November 8, 2012 at 6:55 am

CONTEST CLOSED

see winner at bottom of post

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