The Youth Cartel

photo in need of a caption (winter sports edition!)

January 17, 2013 · 39 comments

happy day! it’s a winter sports (of sorts) edition of photo in need of a caption.

winner gets a download of Stations of the Cross, by Steve Case, a new curriculum resource from The Youth Cartel releasing in a couple weeks!

CONTENDERS!

lots of funny ones this time; but here are my completely subjective top contenders…

RevBT
“The last time Johnny misses the bus for school.”

Mark Ordus
Speaking of segues…

othy
Pastor Johnson was regretting the board’s decision to sell the church van and go with something cheaper.

Dale
Next time on “Ice Road Segways”…

James Brown
Instead of riding on dad’s shoulders, “Captain Poopy Pants” was relegated to a long and embarrassing sled ride home.

Jason
The research and development team from The Youth Cartel hard at work on “Game Idea Book: Wisconsin Edition”

Scott
Dad, stop crop dusting!

dustin
Eat your heart out chimpanzee. I have my own Segway now.

Kirk Moore
Sledway

JF
Fargo residents Jerry & Timmy Lundegaard celebrate the first day of summer

and the winner is…

i’m speaking at a great youth event in tupelo, mississippi this weekend. 1300 teenagers from 18 churches in tupelo. really cool how the churches work together on this event. anyhow, there’s a great worship band of guys from nashville, and i’ve enjoyed getting to know them and work with them. i asked them to vote on the winner, and they were unanimous. and i agree with their choice.

the winner is Mark Ordus’s creative and witty “Speaking of segues…” brilliant.

mark: you get a downloadable copy of the new curriculum resource from The Youth Cartel, Stations of the Cross. it’s set to release in early february, in time for use during lent. congrats!

{ 39 comments… read them below or add one }

Thadd Sparrow January 17, 2013 at 7:40 am

Training the next generation of Mcflys

RevBT January 17, 2013 at 7:40 am

“The last time Johnny misses the bus for school.”

Cord Doss January 17, 2013 at 7:44 am

Son – “Are you sure this is safe?”
Dad – “Either way, don’t tell your mother!”

Christy DeSisto January 17, 2013 at 7:46 am

“But Dad, sledding is supposed to be FAST!!”

Mark Ordus January 17, 2013 at 7:47 am

Speaking of segues…

Jared January 17, 2013 at 7:47 am

Mall cop meets parenthood!

Mikey Pitts January 17, 2013 at 7:48 am

“This is not what Billy had in mind when he told his dad he needed a better segway for his ice routine”

Mike January 17, 2013 at 7:59 am

“Well Timmy, if you grow up right, and work really hard, and really apply yourself, someday you’ll be a giant tool too.”

othy January 17, 2013 at 8:01 am

Pastor Johnson was regretting the board’s decision to sell the church van and go with something cheaper.

Keith January 17, 2013 at 8:04 am

Mush, daddy. mush!

Daniel Longden January 17, 2013 at 8:13 am

“Hey dad, can this go any faster? Yes son, but they don’t have snow tires for this thing yet.”

Dale January 17, 2013 at 8:21 am

Next time on “Ice Road Segways”…

James Brown January 17, 2013 at 8:23 am

Instead of riding on dad’s shoulders, “Captain Poopy Pants” was relegated to a long and embarrassing sled ride home.

Christy DeSisto January 17, 2013 at 8:37 am

Father-Son Sledding Day: Epic Fail.

patrick January 17, 2013 at 8:39 am

“I should have brought my i-pod.”

Ty Hogue January 17, 2013 at 8:41 am

Coming Soon: the follow-up to the smash hit “Paul Blart Mall Cop”. “Paul Blart Pond Patrol – Rookie in Training!”

Dave Wollan January 17, 2013 at 8:47 am

a modern interpretation of Jesus and Peter “walking” on water…

Jason January 17, 2013 at 8:51 am

The research and development team from The Youth Cartel hard at work on “Game Idea Book: Wisconsin Edition”

pbj January 17, 2013 at 8:52 am

when hell freezes over the ferryman has to use a Segwey

Jason January 17, 2013 at 8:52 am

This mode of transportation was punishment enough for Jimmy’s careless bike accident with the family pickup.

pbj January 17, 2013 at 8:54 am

Remember them “Better Off Dead/80′s movies”:
The Paper Boy (“I want my $2!”) and his son

Darrell January 17, 2013 at 9:22 am

Father of the Year candidate Bob Harper from Biggest Loser contributes to child obesity.

Grant January 17, 2013 at 9:36 am

Check out the full bodied wheat!

e. sutter January 17, 2013 at 9:56 am

Winnipeg’s First Annual Father-Son Id-idiot-arod.

Scott January 17, 2013 at 10:49 am

Dad, stop crop dusting!

Joel Egger January 17, 2013 at 10:56 am

“Sorry, Junior… I just HAD to buy this Space Transportation Device for myself for Winter Solstice… there was only $8.67 left for your dumpy sled.”

Mark Archibald January 17, 2013 at 11:05 am

Traditional winter sports are fun, but that is just the segue to my next point: newfangled winter sports are fun, too!

Mark Archibald January 17, 2013 at 11:06 am

Traditional winter sports are fun, but that is just the segway to my next point: newfangled winter sports are fun, too!

Eric January 17, 2013 at 11:10 am

Posture son. Always keep proper posture.

dustin January 17, 2013 at 11:11 am

Eat your heart out chimpanzee. I have my own Segway now.

Lauren January 17, 2013 at 11:19 am

Segways: Made for more than just Mall cops.

Jon Snyder January 17, 2013 at 11:31 am

A Winter Sailboat.

Todd O January 17, 2013 at 11:44 am

‘Merica!

Kirk Moore January 17, 2013 at 11:52 am

Sledway

Jesse R January 17, 2013 at 12:08 pm

I guess mom wasn’t joking when she said you were skating on thin ice…

Dave Wollan January 17, 2013 at 12:33 pm

#firstworldproblems

KJ January 17, 2013 at 5:51 pm

“this will show the guys at work that I’m no computer nerd!”

Dan Navarra January 17, 2013 at 7:50 pm

Eco Friendly Towing Package

JF January 17, 2013 at 11:01 pm

Fargo residents Jerry & Timmy Lundegaard celebrate the first day of summer

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