back in the day, i used to post a “jesus junk of the month award” fairly regularly on this blog. but somewhere along the line, i stopped coming across the worst offenders, or i stopped looking, or stopped caring. and this one doesn’t officially qualify, since it’s not a product for sale and wasn’t intended … Continue reading jesus junk of the month award: christsicles
it’s been SO long since i posted a “jesus junk of the month award”. but a friend just sent me a worthy recipient. i’m slightly hesitate to post it, since it’s… well… a bit racy. but it’s just too darn worthy. yes, it’s a christian website that sells, um, marital implements. it’s a bit hot … Continue reading jesus junk of the month award
well, i hesitated about posting this one, because it’s bound to get hung up in some church internet filters. but, heck, it’s friday, and this is some seriously classic jesus junk, and i haven’t awarded a “jesus junk of the month award” in quite some time. i bring you…. (drum roll please, and blocking services … Continue reading jesus junk of the month award
this one is just fantastic, as jesus junk goes! you’ll have to click on the pic and see the full size to read all the text. but, basically, it’s a a little spongey jesus that you drop in water, and it grows “up to 600% its size.” best is the name of the product: grow … Continue reading jesus junk of the month award
this is world class jesus junk, baby. not only is it a product that really has nothing to do with jesus, and is only being marketed that way in order to generate sales, they go they extra-impressive mile of making crazy claims about its spiritual qualities! i’m not sure whether to be disgusted, or to … Continue reading jesus junk of the month award
it’s been a while since i’ve awarded the jjotm award. i doubt it’s been due to a shortage of jesus junk. more likely, it’s just been off my radar. but, today, i must resurrect (ha!) the award, thanks to my friend and coworker, ian, who sent me a link to this beauty:
i hesitated on this one, because it’s almost so… well… hard to believe? too good to be true? completely baffling? i wondered if it was a very impressively done photoshop mock-up. but, the mountain of crap like this that is real tips the scales. so, here i present you, the “believe in god instantly” breath … Continue reading jesus junk of the month award (not)
i couldn’t decide whether to make this beautiful (can you hear my tongue pounding the inside of my cheek?), handmade (it appears) jesus chair a jesus junk of the month recipient, or a photo in need of a caption contest. so, in the spirit of all other things mashed these days, i’ve decided to combine … Continue reading a mashup: jesus junk of the month award meets photo in need of a caption
really, it’s a figurine of a saint that’s supposed to help you sell your house, when place appropriately on your front lawn. wow. that’s some cheesy little trinket stuff there. the site sez: The Original St. Joseph Statue is a tradition dating back untold years. This web site was developed to help believers sell their … Continue reading jesus junk of the month award, catholic edition
i’d seen this jesus water (actually, “spiritual water”) on a few posts and sites, but thought it was just a silly marketing gimmick, like something jesus-y that would be sold as kitsch at urban outfitters. but i hadn’t realized that the makers are serious about this, until i read this article. key sentences: Inspired, perhaps, … Continue reading jesus junk of the month award