back in the day, i used to post a “jesus junk of the month award” fairly regularly on this blog. but somewhere along the line, i stopped coming across the worst offenders, or i stopped looking, or stopped caring. and this one doesn’t officially qualify, since it’s not a product for sale and wasn’t intended … Continue reading jesus junk of the month award: christsicles→
it’s been SO long since i posted a “jesus junk of the month award”. but a friend just sent me a worthy recipient. i’m slightly hesitate to post it, since it’s… well… a bit racy. but it’s just too darn worthy. yes, it’s a christian website that sells, um, marital implements. it’s a bit hot … Continue reading jesus junk of the month award→
well, i hesitated about posting this one, because it’s bound to get hung up in some church internet filters. but, heck, it’s friday, and this is some seriously classic jesus junk, and i haven’t awarded a “jesus junk of the month award” in quite some time. i bring you…. (drum roll please, and blocking services … Continue reading jesus junk of the month award→
this one is just fantastic, as jesus junk goes! you’ll have to click on the pic and see the full size to read all the text. but, basically, it’s a a little spongey jesus that you drop in water, and it grows “up to 600% its size.” best is the name of the product: grow … Continue reading jesus junk of the month award→
this is world class jesus junk, baby. not only is it a product that really has nothing to do with jesus, and is only being marketed that way in order to generate sales, they go they extra-impressive mile of making crazy claims about its spiritual qualities! i’m not sure whether to be disgusted, or to … Continue reading jesus junk of the month award→
it’s been a while since i’ve awarded the jjotm award. i doubt it’s been due to a shortage of jesus junk. more likely, it’s just been off my radar. but, today, i must resurrect (ha!) the award, thanks to my friend and coworker, ian, who sent me a link to this beauty:
i hesitated on this one, because it’s almost so… well… hard to believe? too good to be true? completely baffling? i wondered if it was a very impressively done photoshop mock-up. but, the mountain of crap like this that is real tips the scales. so, here i present you, the “believe in god instantly” breath … Continue reading jesus junk of the month award (not)→
i couldn’t decide whether to make this beautiful (can you hear my tongue pounding the inside of my cheek?), handmade (it appears) jesus chair a jesus junk of the month recipient, or a photo in need of a caption contest. so, in the spirit of all other things mashed these days, i’ve decided to combine … Continue reading a mashup: jesus junk of the month award meets photo in need of a caption→
really, it’s a figurine of a saint that’s supposed to help you sell your house, when place appropriately on your front lawn. wow. that’s some cheesy little trinket stuff there. the site sez: The Original St. Joseph Statue is a tradition dating back untold years. This web site was developed to help believers sell their … Continue reading jesus junk of the month award, catholic edition→
i’d seen this jesus water (actually, “spiritual water”) on a few posts and sites, but thought it was just a silly marketing gimmick, like something jesus-y that would be sold as kitsch at urban outfitters. but i hadn’t realized that the makers are serious about this, until i read this article. key sentences: Inspired, perhaps, … Continue reading jesus junk of the month award→