a couple quotes i enjoyed

stephen wright:

“Black holes are where God divided by zero.”

emo phillips:

“i wanted a bike, and asked god to give me one. but then i realized god doesn’t work that way.
so i decided to steal a bike and ask god for forgiveness. it worked.”

4 thoughts on “a couple quotes i enjoyed”

  1. From Terminator TV show pilot:
    Sarah Connor: No one is ever safe… Half an hour…. One bag, plus the guns. I’ll make pancakes.”

  2. I’m a sucker for a good quote, but I haven’t laughed at one like I laughed at the Emo quote. That’s classic.

  3. ‘Space is big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist’s, but that’s just peanuts to space.’ (Douglas Adams)

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