a mashup: jesus junk of the month award meets photo in need of a caption

i couldn’t decide whether to make this beautiful (can you hear my tongue pounding the inside of my cheek?), handmade (it appears) jesus chair a jesus junk of the month recipient, or a photo in need of a caption contest. so, in the spirit of all other things mashed these days, i’ve decided to combine the two.

only one new rule to the caption contest: nothing dirty. c’mon, it’s jesus (or a facsimile thereof). play nice.

jesus chair.jpg

CONTENDERS

Amazingly, the Lord continued to play the invisible piano even after being squished by a giant invisible cube. (john)

Johnny, I already told you to stop talking during the Sunday School lesson. Now go sit in the creepy Jesus chair and think about your actions! (john)

Jesus perhaps a little too self-absorbed during 7th grade woodworking class. (lars rood)

Your beer can fits perfectly in the Lord’s hand. (andy jack)

…and when Goldilocks sat down in the Jesus chair it was just right… (rooster)

Jesus Carpentry Tip #118 – BE the chair. (luke)

“Holy Sit!” (brian aaby)

AND THE WINNER IS…

not as many top-shelf contenders this time, but a few really great ones!

i’m gonna go with john’s:
Johnny, I already told you to stop talking during the Sunday School lesson. Now go sit in the creepy Jesus chair and think about your actions!

john – shoot me an email with your book choice!

60 thoughts on “a mashup: jesus junk of the month award meets photo in need of a caption”

  1. Elizabeth – Boy Mary, Jesus really is doing well in shop class.
    Mary – Yes, my Jesus really seems to have a talent.
    Elizabeth – John really seems to be struggleing, all he can make is a lopsided birdhouse. Is Jesus available for tutoring?

  2. The face of Jesus doesn’t look too pleased with all the “are you a bigger loser than Marko” contestants eyeing his lap.

    He just doesn’t looked pleased with being a chair.

  3. Johnny, I already told you to stop talking during the Sunday School lesson. Now go sit in the creepy Jesus chair and think about your actions! (john)

    Marko, it’s got to be this one!!!

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