i used some upcoming birthday money from my parents to purchased a cool pair of slightly distressed jeans while i was in paris. so, in honor of my new jeans, i present this list from mcsweeney’s:

Articles of Clothing That Go Well With Distressed Jeans
BY COLLEEN DOYLE

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an anxious sweater vest

passive-aggressive penny loafers

a letterman’s jacket full of regret

a belt suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder

suspenders