my favorite dave barry column every year is the holiday gift buying guide. here is it, online. just make sure, at the bottom of the first page, you click on the KISS celebriducks link. at the bottom of the next page are all the other items. it’s an annoying layout, but worth the read. my favorite items this year: the sinking titanic model, and the Poopsadaisy Feces-Toting Backpack for Dogs.