They are also known to scoff chicks and birds’ eggs.
maybe they meant scarf, as in eat? but the image of four renegade british chipmunks scoffing chicks and birds’ eggs — well, that has “the newest animated disney movie” written all over it.
chester (chipmunk #1, the tough one): ‘ey, blokes, look… chicks!
niles (chip #2, the follower): yeah, let’s scoff ’em!
alfred (chip #3, the smart one — can you picture his tiny bow tie?): wait, chaps, are we supposed to scoff chicks, as in baby chickens? or are we supposed to scoff chicks, as in stylish human females?
simon (chip #4, the clueless one — all male foursomes in movies have one clueless one): i want tea?
the possibilities are just about endless. does posting this on my blog constitute my copyright of this cash-magnet of a script nexus?