oh no! this month’s award goes to a product that speaks volumes about the weirdness, isolation, paranoia and… well… let’s say weirdness again, of many who name the name of christ.
say hello to p31 dolls. that’s right: american-girl-like rip-off dolls, but based on proverbs 31. how is this possible, one might ask? here’s what the website copy says:
We would like to introduce our new, exclusive collection of high-quality dolls, based on the biblical teaching of Proverbs 31. Our P31 dolls were specifically designed to provide a Bible-based, Christian alternative to other secular toys on the market, and to encourage young girls to pursue biblical womanhood.
that sure clears it up! those horrible pagan american girl dolls — they’ll corrupt your little future homeschool mom, won’t they? ooh, they come with cookie cutters. seriously.
lord help us. save us from ourselves.