this one is just fantastic, as jesus junk goes! you’ll have to click on the pic and see the full size to read all the text. but, basically, it’s a a little spongey jesus that you drop in water, and it grows “up to 600% its size.”
best is the name of the product: grow jesus because he is awesome! (yes, that’s really it.)
(ht to rob craig, via email, who said he bought the last two of these in stock)
Where do I get those? DANG! He IS Awesome
Did you read the warning label? Jesus will choke you! Jesus is not for anyone under 3 years old!
… and I thought Jesus loved the little children…
Are you kidding me? I thought Jesus walked on water… this one is a fraud… he sank.
..yea… where would you get these? i’d think it’ll make great gag gifts for those church people who have lost their sense of humor…
what is cooler that watching Jesus grow when you put him in the water is watching him shrink when you dry him out
think of a shrunken head
lots of practical sermons in that about how when we are without the ‘living water’….
or I may just be a really bad ym
Dude I so want one. Man people think of the funnies things. I gonna call Berean and see if it’s next to the “Testamints”.
Maybe a sermon series on Jesus growing bigger inside of us…and no, I would suggest swallowing one… regardless I found them at this site if you are looking for them:
http://www.zumiez.com/zshop/ProductDetail.aspx?KeyWord=jesus&ProductID=103597
lol…sorry I would NOT suggest swallowing Jesus…unless it is communion.