jesus junk of the month award

hey, buddy, are you in or not? it’s twenty to stay in. great, you in? wait, what’s that chip? hey, let me see that. wow! i think i’ll become a follower of jesus christ right this second! thanks for playing poker with us, man!”

ht to lisa.

9 thoughts on “jesus junk of the month award”

  1. Thanks for the link John. I’ve been wanting to get that Jesus hoops statue, but didn’t know where to find it. My Buddy Jesus was getting pretty lonely sitting on my desk by himself! =)

  2. That’s kinda of funny that this shows up. Last night I was in my youth room (which is shared with some other groups) and have for a long time wanted to rip down these poster things on the walls but can’t becuase they aren’t mine, so I looked at them a iittle closer and they just happen to be from the same company that those poker chips are from. They say “fun” stuff about being a christian in a bad font and look like they came from 1993 but in fact the copyright did say 2001. But still definately “christian junk”. When will people learn?!?!?!

  3. Christian candy, christian iPod shuffle caps, christian poker chips…maybe we can make Christ return or save some people if we just could make 10,000 more useless christian products for purchase.

  4. Then Abraham said, “May the Lord not be angry, but let me speak just once more. What if only ten useful evangelistic tools can be found in their catalog?”

    The LORD answered, “For the sake of ten, I will not destroy it.”

    Then the LORD rained down burning sulfur on Keruso and Testamints —from the LORD out of the heavens

  5. This would be fun, but only to own a set of chips to play poker with, not as a tract.

    But they might not sell it to me if I said it was for a church casino night.

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