photo in need of a caption

found this one on purgatorio. and, it’s been a while since i’ve done a caption contest. best one, by mid-week, gets a ys book of yer choice, plus the admiration of the crowd.

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contenders
holy cow! you guys are funny on this one! and the quantity of responses.

in order to not have 50 “contenders”, i’m raising the bar a bit. i have to find them SERIOUSLY funny — many of these were funny, but aren’t making the ‘best of’ list (of course, it’s still my subjective sense of humor as the barometer here)…

Ben Hur 2000 (james)

yac got himself a sweet ride up in heaven! (ty hogue)

Charlton Heston is a wuss! (jeff moulton)

cultural segway (brandon)

Suddenly, Timmy began to regret convincing his parents to have Bibleman visit his birthday party. (dan)

Roll out your dead. Roll out your dead. Roll out your dead. (andy jack)

Apparently Father Patrick misunderstood his need for a better segue in his sermons. (dj)

National Enquirer reports that Jerry Garcia is alive and well and living in a monastery. (othy)

Christian retirement home hazing. (josh)

Cruise-Aider! (john tan)

St. Francis agreed to God’s request that he come back for another life, but with one condition… (brad)

Where the hell are my reindeer? (anonymous, who was afraid to post his real name, since he said “hell”)

Backstage at the Holy Land Experience (steve)

SBC Cross-Cultural Evangelist (brad)

Even though it was truly awful, most people prefer this Ghost Rider remake with Sean Connery more than the one with Nicolas Cage. (othy)

Once again, Santa’s post-Christmas weekend crack binge ends badly. (david wiggins)

CONTEST CLOSED
wow, this was the best one yet. lots and lots of funny responses! very hard to choose a winner. i’m gonna call it a tie, to…
Christian retirement home hazing. (josh)
and
Backstage at the Holy Land Experience (steve)

funny stuff, guys. let me know what YS book you want (email me).

78 thoughts on “photo in need of a caption”

  1. Even though it was truly awful, most people prefer this Ghost Rider remake with Sean Connery more than the one with Nicolas Cage.

  2. The Christian Industry just decided to hop on the bandwagon of “secular” movie making and has come up with the latest Jesus Junk craze:

    21st Century and beyond presents: Crusaders of the Caribbean.

  3. Woo Hoo! I’m a contender!

    That Woo Hoo! makes me think though, that maybe Ty was just a bit off and maybe Yac did say it best…

    “Woo Hoo! What a Ride!”

  4. Introducing the keynote speaker at the Ancient Future Conference. or the clergy parking spot just was never close enough for brother zipendelli.

  5. I think the funniest thing is that he has a handicapped parking pass for a segway at what looks like some kind of renaissance fair.

  6. “The Tuesday Night Visitation Program will never be the same!” or “Visitation Theology” – The methods change, but the message stays the same!

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