photo in need of a caption

talanted actor and friend of ys, curt cloninger, sent this out in his email newsletter. it’s his dog, katie, showing her caffeine addiction.

but let’s use it as a caption contest. no need to even call the dog “katie” — any caption will do. best one gets a ys book of your choosing. whatcha got?

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CONTENDERS:

Scraps couldn’t get enough of my decaf venti beef & onion macchiato – nice and foamy! That’s a meal by its self! (michael)

“Fido couldn’t find a toilet so he settled for the next best thing.” (jeremy)

“The new bacon-flavored coffee opened up the door for a whole new clientele.” (jeremy)

The shame of caffeine addiction (eric wakeling)

waiter! there’s a dog in my coffee! (jeremy)

“Oh! For the want of opposable thumbs!” (mike)

“I may have tried it…but I didn’t inhale.” (chris) (ysmarko: i’m not sure i even get this, but it made me laugh in its randomness)

Dang it! I told him my tongue is not long enough for a grande’ (Doug Bretschneider)

“You stereotype me as a bottom-sniffer, and now you’re giving me grief for wanting to inhale the sweet aroma of capitalism?? Double standard, man. Double standard.” (cory)

Marko needs a haircut. (stuart) (ysmarko: again, with the randomness!)

The mere whiff of coffee beans reminded Rufus of those magical nights he spent in Bogota many years earlier as his owner’s entourage traveled the globe. He now lives in Cleveland. (rob c)

Site seeing in Seattle (brian aaby)

What goes in must come out. (brian aaby) (ysmarko: this one kinda grossed me out)

This is much better than what I was sniffing yesterday morning…… (chris saulnier)

“Rut-row Shaggy!” (jeff moulton)

“…and then at the last second, I’ll jump out and scare the crap out of them! They’ll never see it coming. Man, this cup cave thing was genius. Too easy.” (sam perkins)

“If they thought my breath smelled bad before…” (albert)

CONTEST CLOSED
wow — huge response! this is a tough one to call. i’m gonna give it to rob c, for this one, which you have to read out loud using a ricardo montalban “rich corinthian leather” voice:
The mere whiff of coffee beans reminded Rufus of those magical nights he spent in Bogota many years earlier as his owner’s entourage traveled the globe. He now lives in Cleveland.

email me what book you want, rob c!

79 thoughts on “photo in need of a caption”

  1. Here’s to all of us youth ministers that just get so doggone tired of dealing with unconcerned youth parents–cheers!

  2. Starbucks stock plummets 40 points after the logo lady decides to leave the company over harassment charges. When interviewed she stated, “I’ve been mishandled for over a decade by homo sapiens, but this one takes the coffee! I’m done! Back to my first love…the whale.

  3. “…and then at the last second, I’ll jump out and scare the crap out of them! They’ll never see it coming. Man, this cup cave thing was genius. Too easy.”

  4. Proof of Evolution: with the jaw no longer necessary for the consumption of daily needs, the new, more highly evolved canines developed the “cup” to survive in the post-Starbucks age.

  5. Prompting Starbucks to expand their CAUTION phrase: contents may be HOT, and nostrils CAN get wedged in this container.

    It’s snot funny.

  6. Having a firm footing among the human market Starbucks branches out into new markets. Today dogs, tommorow babies.

  7. After celebrating Thirty Years with YS – someone had went in the ole archives and found a picture of Tic Long with Hair …

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