photo in need of a caption

peekachu.jpg

same rules as usual, plus one…

the usual:
– best caption, chosen purely by my subjective preference, gets the ys book of your choice.
– i’ll add contenders to the post, then choose a winner in a couple days.

plus one:
– pretend it’s not a balloon.

CONTENDERS:

ok, before i start listing actual contenders, i have a stupid admission to make. i was reading some of the reasonably vulgar comments below, and was extremely confused; because i hadn’t EVEN NOTICE THE KID CRAWLING INTO THE OPENING! what a dork. i just thought it was a funny pic of a massive pikachu in front of a crowd. dork.

ok. so now that i’ve opened up a whole OTHER kind of caption contest… some contenders…

“Why’s it so dark in here?” Always looking for donors for his black market organ harvesting trade, Pickachu found a way to “bring in” new clientel. (joe)

Get In My Belly! (chad swanzy)

At that moment, Pikachu realized hide and go seek was going to be much more difficult to play. (jeff moulton) (ysmarko: i am concerned, jeff, that you spend WAY too much time on these puppies, and are in risk of being the first youth pastor let go from his job for caption contest obsessing.)

“Wow Marko now I see why you wanted to start a weight loss program” (lars rood)

“He, he…don’t touch me there, that’s the Lord’s.” (brian ferry) (ysmarko: of all the slightly off-color ones, this one is pretty dang funny)

… and thats when the NYWC lost its flava. (terrace crawford)

Cloverfield 2: Pikachu Lives (david)

True Love Waits – The Ride (jeff myers)

Stairway to Heaven (brian aaby)

Pikachu couldn’t help but remember the words of her youth pastor, “Kids, you may not think it’s a big deal now, but it all starts with heavy petting. Then the next thing you know there’s a long line and they’re charging admission…” (jeff myers)

Les Christie game gone very wrong! (ben)

“insead of having chairs in the middle of the nywc store, we are gonna try something new” – tic long (randy)

Hundreds of children were in line, but were turned away with sadness when they found out that it really “wasn’t a balloon” (othy)

“Mom, why does it smell like Lo Mein in here?” (paul)

In this age of portable churches and church in a box, we now have a complete portable facility for childrens ministry. (chris saulnier)

”Turn your head and cough!” (chris saulnier)

and the winner is…

this was a tough one; there are some pretty funny comments! but i’m going to have to go with this one:

Pikachu couldn’t help but remember the words of her youth pastor, “Kids, you may not think it’s a big deal now, but it all starts with heavy petting. Then the next thing you know there’s a long line and they’re charging admission…” (jeff myers)

shoot me an email, jeff!

80 thoughts on “photo in need of a caption”

  1. “Why’s it so dark in here?”
    Always looking for donors for his black market organ harvesting trade, Pickachu found a way to “bring in” new clientel.

  2. Tokyo’s first evangelical mega-church has taken the concept of being “born again” to a whole new level with their new, experiential “regeneration” attraction.

  3. That thing ate my brother and Im going in after him! If I’m not back in 5 minutes, call Super Mario. He will know what to do!

    [or..If I’m not back in 5 minutes….wait longer!]

  4. One more again…

    Pikachu couldn’t help but remember the words of her youth pastor, “Kids, you may not think it’s a big deal now, but it all starts with heavy petting. Then the next thing you know there’s a long line and they’re charging admission…”

  5. from Aaron, “uhhh..welll Moses, we just put a whole bunch of helium into some mylar and this popped out! It’s the strangest thing! What? Why are we worshipping it? Well…look at it – what are we supposed to do?”

  6. And the winner is….

    “Pikachu couldn’t help but remember the words of her youth pastor, “Kids, you may not think it’s a big deal now, but it all starts with heavy petting. Then the next thing you know there’s a long line and they’re charging admission…”

    That is funny…really really funny.

  7. “This is what happens when you leave those marshmallow bunnies in the microwave for 5 minutes.”

  8. And as you can see in this freeze frame picture it IS “the Flash” moving through the anime exhibit as we first thought.

  9. Having great difficulty getting her class to take Greek mythology seriously, Mrs. Parmelo at last resorted to using a newer, more “relevant” version of the battle of Troy.

  10. like the oracle of delphi, the mighty pikachu would offer its wisdom on the greatest mystery of our day. specifically, who should be the democratic nominee for president.

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