same rules as usual, plus one…
the usual:
– best caption, chosen purely by my subjective preference, gets the ys book of your choice.
– i’ll add contenders to the post, then choose a winner in a couple days.
plus one:
– pretend it’s not a balloon.
CONTENDERS:
ok, before i start listing actual contenders, i have a stupid admission to make. i was reading some of the reasonably vulgar comments below, and was extremely confused; because i hadn’t EVEN NOTICE THE KID CRAWLING INTO THE OPENING! what a dork. i just thought it was a funny pic of a massive pikachu in front of a crowd. dork.
ok. so now that i’ve opened up a whole OTHER kind of caption contest… some contenders…
“Why’s it so dark in here?” Always looking for donors for his black market organ harvesting trade, Pickachu found a way to “bring in” new clientel. (joe)
Get In My Belly! (chad swanzy)
At that moment, Pikachu realized hide and go seek was going to be much more difficult to play. (jeff moulton) (ysmarko: i am concerned, jeff, that you spend WAY too much time on these puppies, and are in risk of being the first youth pastor let go from his job for caption contest obsessing.)
“Wow Marko now I see why you wanted to start a weight loss program” (lars rood)
“He, he…don’t touch me there, that’s the Lord’s.” (brian ferry) (ysmarko: of all the slightly off-color ones, this one is pretty dang funny)
… and thats when the NYWC lost its flava. (terrace crawford)
Cloverfield 2: Pikachu Lives (david)
True Love Waits – The Ride (jeff myers)
Stairway to Heaven (brian aaby)
Pikachu couldn’t help but remember the words of her youth pastor, “Kids, you may not think it’s a big deal now, but it all starts with heavy petting. Then the next thing you know there’s a long line and they’re charging admission…” (jeff myers)
Les Christie game gone very wrong! (ben)
“insead of having chairs in the middle of the nywc store, we are gonna try something new” – tic long (randy)
Hundreds of children were in line, but were turned away with sadness when they found out that it really “wasn’t a balloon” (othy)
“Mom, why does it smell like Lo Mein in here?” (paul)
In this age of portable churches and church in a box, we now have a complete portable facility for childrens ministry. (chris saulnier)
”Turn your head and cough!” (chris saulnier)
and the winner is…
this was a tough one; there are some pretty funny comments! but i’m going to have to go with this one:
Pikachu couldn’t help but remember the words of her youth pastor, “Kids, you may not think it’s a big deal now, but it all starts with heavy petting. Then the next thing you know there’s a long line and they’re charging admission…” (jeff myers)
shoot me an email, jeff!
Evidence that Pokemon is detrimental to the youth of the world…the entice them to enter the belly of the beast, never to return.
“Man that kid’s hands are cold!”-Pikachu
– proof that ALL things are possible with god
“insead of having chairs in the middle of the nywc store, we are gonna try something new” – tic long
Hundreds of children were in line, but were turned away with sadness when they found out that it really “wasn’t a balloon”
Everything was going really well at Jefferson Elementary Career Day UNTIL the OB/GYN exhibit opened.
How to get fired from your ministry position 101: Teach “True Love Waits” by using graphic language and a giant inflatable Pokemon.
Pickachu replaces the golden calf and gives birth to a new youth movement
Who knew being born again would be this messy?!
The “Tickle Me Pikachu” becomes the hottest gift for Christmas ’08.
Nicodemus said to him, “How can a person once grown old be born again? Surely he cannot reenter his mother’s womb and be born again, can he?” Jesus answered, “A person, no, but a pokkeman, now that’s a horse of a different color.”
“Hey kids, it doesn’t matter what you look like on the outside, it’s who you are on the inside that matters.”
While all the networks were relieved by the conclusion of the writers’ strike, NBC seemed most delighted that they could shelve the pilot episode of “To Catch a Pikachu”.
In an effort to boost NASA’s recruitment numbers, something went horribly wrong…
“Mom, why does it smell like Lo Mein in here?”
“that tickles!”
In an effort to bring the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest crown back to American soil, Marko ate all the Asians in the greater San Diego area.
Who’s the biggest loser now, Japan?
(sung) Pikachuuuuu I seeeee you …
um…That’s not my belly button.
To compete with the Hannah Montana 3d movie, The Pokemon people go a little to far…
Marko talking to his wife after a guys only outing with his jr high small group…
“I caught a fish this big”
Creative new ways to teach sex ed to younger and younger generations.
The doctors went a little overboard on Marge’s botox treatment…
In this age of portable churches and church in a box, we now have a complete portable facility for childrens ministry.
… and I thought it was cool when the childrens pastor put 15 kids inside a giant hot water bottle…..
” Turn your head and cough!”
“Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener mobile, that is what I truly want to be…”
“Okay Mrs. Pickachoo, currently you are dialated to 8… just keep doing your breathing exercises, the baby’s fine…”
You guys are all wrong!!
CONTEST CLOSED
see winner at the bottom of the post.