photo in need of a caption

this one takes a second… wait for it… time for clean up after a full day’s work, and…

trapped.jpg

(ht to sue-anne boylan)

best caption gets the ys book of your choice. whatcha got?

oh, and i should mention, since i’m on vacation, i might not get around to choosing “contenders” and choosing a winner until the beginning of next week.

contenders and winner
ok, sorry for the delay. this is the first time i’ve sat at my desk in about 10 days. so, contenders…

“The church finance committee decided to branch out into other areas” (jeff moulton)

20 years later: the Jr. High boys gets back at their youth pastor for making them drink 1 gallon of milk in 5 minutes or less. (john howenstine)

Didn’t we use this excuse last week to our wives when we came home late? (tyler)

The Theology committee completes it’s pillar project at the entrance of denominational headquarters. (rob)

“and at that point the youth leaders wondered how they would explain to their Senior Pastor that they would not be returning from the inner city mission trip with the church van…” (brett)

Survivor: Tulsa (jeff myers)

“Well, maybe we can pass the van off as folk art!” (john)

“How are we going to get out?” “I know! More cowbell!” (molly) (ysmarko: this one was just so wonderfully random!)

and the winner is…

with apologies to my many tusla friends:
Survivor: Tulsa (jeff myers)

shoot me an email, jeff.

48 thoughts on “photo in need of a caption”

  1. “Man, we’ve got a hard job”
    “Yeah, but at least we’re not YSMarko readers trying to figure out what it funny about this photo!”

  2. General Motors finalizes the street display for their new “Hover-Van” conversion kit. (Now maybe everyone will get it, funny pic)

  3. 20 years later: the Jr. High boys gets back at their youth pastor for making them drink 1 gallon of milk in 5 minutes or less.

  4. Bob and Tom wrap up early to celebrate in anticipation of their long-awaited and overdue promotions installing anti-traffic barriers.

  5. Conversation between two Youth Pastors:

    “Did you see the photo on Marko’s blog? What a couple of idiots. I can’t believe they didn’t see THAT disaster coming!”

    “Dude, I know. So you want to get together and plan next month’s retreat?”

    “Nah, let’s just wing it.”

    “Yeah, good plan.”

  6. Finn and Benny continued to work their day jobs, and remained hopeful that their book, “Finn and Benny’s Giant Book of Mazes” would launch them into puzzle superstardom.

  7. Hey, Butch…do you think we should have installed the garage door before we finished puttin’ the stucco on the walls?

  8. “Wisdom has built her house; she has hewn out its seven pillars.” Prov. 9:1

    The Theology committee completes it’s pillar project at the entrance of denominational headquarters.

  9. “Five puposes!?? Oops, my bad. I thought there were seven!”

    The Purpose-Driven crew prepares for their European missions conference.

  10. “and at that point the youth leaders wondered how they would explain to their Senior Pastor that they would not be returning from the inner city mission trip with the church van…”

  11. “If we just pile up enough dirt, we can build a ramp to get the van out!”

    or

    “Construction begins on the worlds smallest BMX course”

  12. “Man, there’s no way this plan is gonna work!”

    “Of course it will! Once they see we can’t move the van, they’ll have to let us use the Hummer for the next job. Now keep shoveling!

  13. “We’ll need to stay until the grout dries. We don’t want any of those skateboarders to come by and ruin all of our… all of our, um… Oops.”

  14. – Dude, if you needed some imodium i had some in the van!
    – Well, when i say i gotta go, i really mean I GOTTA GO!

  15. “that’s the last time we let the teens tell us an elephant would be a great idea to have at the lock in”

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