photo in need of a caption #2

i could really use a laugh this morning (read previous post). and many of you really cracked me up with your captions for that photo of the goat on the trampoline (see several posts back). so here’s another one for you. same contest. i’ll run your captions by the panel of one (me), and keep a running list here of the ones that brought an audible response from me (chuckle, laugh, gasp). one winner gets to pick a free book.

[[running list of contenders]]

“I’m not sorry… I’d do it again, that punk made ‘Supersize Me’ and ruined us” (brian aaby)

Yet another case of Fast Food Profiling Cops (john)

Police were duly unimpressed with Ronald’s offer to “kiss my mc-butt” (sean)

“…and here’s sample picture #2 from Mark Oestricher’s new, Every Picture Tells a Story 2?(sean) [remember, it only has to make me laugh]

If I told you once. I’ve told you a thousand times … “I did not steal that Carpet Repair Kit …” (Gman) [even though it shouda been ‘carpet first aid kit’ — i knew what you meant, gman]

“I know my rights!” “Ronnie, you don’t know Jack.” (mikey)

After Congress passed the Americans With Obesity Act (AOA) “The Man” is rounding up the usual suspects… shortly before this photo was taken ,in a horrible act of brutality, Jack, of Jack in the Box fame, was seen being smacked about his giant cranium while screaming “What about the salads…the Lo-Carb wraps?” (ken holsinger)

“Mark Riddle’s First Day at His New Job” (J/K to Riddle – kudos on the consulting ….) (Gman) [this almost brought tears to my eyes!]

A new pair of oversized red shiny shoes – $70
Picking up clown suit from the cleaners – $35
McBeer for Hamburgler’s bachelor party – $100
Waking up in the park and getting dragged away to jail – PRICELESS. (chad f)

SUBMISSION DEADLINE: saturday at noon, pacific time.

[[winner update]]
sorry for the delay — i was at disneyland with my kids.

lots of funny stuff here; and while i’m REALLY tempted to go with gman’s crack about riddle’s first day as a consultant, i’m gonna toss the reward challege to sean, for:
Police were duly unimpressed with Ronald’s offer to “kiss my mc-butt”

sean, any YS, Invert or emergentYS book you’d like?

49 thoughts on “photo in need of a caption #2”

  1. Yet another case of Fast Food Profiling Cops

    Ronald: I did not run onto any football field.

    Cop: Sir time to go!

    Ronald: You got the wrong burger guy. It was the King not me.

    Cop: You have the rite to……..

    Want to help be a part of the change log onto http://www.freemcdonald.org

  2. Ok…last two, I promise! (I just love this pic!)

    “Instead of mirandizing Ronald, police mockingly hum the tune to Steven Curtis Chapman’s Remember Your Chains…”

    or

    “…and here’s sample picture #2 from Mark Oestricher’s new, Every Picture Tells a Story 2”

  3. “My young life leader told me it was the sin living in me that made me do it guys…if you let me go, I’ll get you a supersize discount for a year.”

  4. “And here we see Tic and Mark demonstrating a new game for jr. high ministry… the four-legged clown race.”

  5. They got to Ronald and rescued him just in time. However, several other of our favorite inflatable creatures were lost in Nashville today. Apparently a crazed youth worker held several inflatable creatures hostage as he was returning from an adjacent youth workers convention.

    Among those that were lost were the Sirus dog, Grimace, the Walmart smiley face, and the Thanksgiving turkey from the Macy’s parade in town from NY.

  6. taking a break from a mountain of work…
    i gotta try to make you laugh…

    In a desperate attempt show he still wants to focus on the family, not just politics, James Dobson, (dressed as a clown) was escorted from a birthday party in the back yard of a Colorado Springs citizen Ted Haggard. Pastor Haggard said, “We didn’t invite him.” He continue to talk of the terror that unfolded. “Dr. Dobson was making animal balloons with such ferocity that the kids were afraid. They just started quitely crying as he was carrying on. He was making balloons and mumbling something about judicial politics.”

    When asked why he didn’t interfere pastor Haggard replied, “We [the adults] feared for our lives. He was frothing at the mouth and pronouncing words the way he does. It was like he could go off at any moment. We started praying and I sent a staff person to called the authorities.”

  7. After Congress passed the Americans With Obesity Act (AOA) “The Man” is rounding up the usual suspects… shortly before this photo was taken ,in a horrible act of brutality, Jack, of Jack in the Box fame, was seen being smacked about his giant cranium while screaming “What about the salads…the Lo-Carb wraps?”

  8. Here we see the Dover police dragging Pat Robertson off for questioning on “Suspicion of Requesting God to cause a Natural Disaster in Pennsylvania.”

  9. (API NEWS). R. McDonald was escorted away from the weekly gathering of fast food icons this Friday, after being exposed that he, single-handedly, changed the trajectory of the entire fast-food industry by promoting “eastern practices” in offering “sweet and sour” sauce to accompany McNuggets. Chief of Police, “I.G. Norant,” was quoted as saying, “We are happy to have our man. It’s obvious the Barbecue is the only acceptable condiment for Americans, but “sweet and sour” sauce? That’s over the line. Next thing you know, they’ll be loading up our beloved Egg McMuffin’s with Curry and enclosing burkas in all the kid’s meals!”

    McDonald (who’s birth name was recently purported to read “Hamir Al Burgladin”) declined to comment, while being unable to wipe the silly, red, grin from his face. It is suspected that he did not work alone, but his accomplice (known only among “eastern circles” as “Hamburgler”) remains at large.

  10. Jonny (Cop #1): “Mitch, Make sure when you negotiate with Ralph Alvarez you say 5 million mcgriddles, not big macs. That will last us at least a year or so.”

  11. Mr. Jackson, you can’t keep dressing up like this, and hiding in the ball pit of the playplace. And no we won’t go back and get your Jesus Juice.

  12. A new pair of oversized red shiny shoes – $70
    Picking up clown suit from the cleaners – $35
    McBeer for Hamburgler’s bachelor party – $100
    Waking up in the park and getting dragged away to jail – PRICELESS.

  13. Look I’m moving beyond being conversant with McDonalds to actually embodying McD Ideals … it’s more than food you know… it’s a way of life!

  14. Ouch, ouch….serious injury number 3…squeezed and jerked and pulled my arm….ouch, ouch, serious injury number 3….

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