i could really use a laugh this morning (read previous post). and many of you really cracked me up with your captions for that photo of the goat on the trampoline (see several posts back). so here’s another one for you. same contest. i’ll run your captions by the panel of one (me), and keep a running list here of the ones that brought an audible response from me (chuckle, laugh, gasp). one winner gets to pick a free book.
[[running list of contenders]]
“I’m not sorry… I’d do it again, that punk made ‘Supersize Me’ and ruined us” (brian aaby)
Yet another case of Fast Food Profiling Cops (john)
Police were duly unimpressed with Ronald’s offer to “kiss my mc-butt” (sean)
“…and here’s sample picture #2 from Mark Oestricher’s new, Every Picture Tells a Story 2?(sean) [remember, it only has to make me laugh]
If I told you once. I’ve told you a thousand times … “I did not steal that Carpet Repair Kit …” (Gman) [even though it shouda been ‘carpet first aid kit’ — i knew what you meant, gman]
“I know my rights!” “Ronnie, you don’t know Jack.” (mikey)
After Congress passed the Americans With Obesity Act (AOA) “The Man” is rounding up the usual suspects… shortly before this photo was taken ,in a horrible act of brutality, Jack, of Jack in the Box fame, was seen being smacked about his giant cranium while screaming “What about the salads…the Lo-Carb wraps?” (ken holsinger)
“Mark Riddle’s First Day at His New Job” (J/K to Riddle – kudos on the consulting ….) (Gman) [this almost brought tears to my eyes!]
A new pair of oversized red shiny shoes – $70
Picking up clown suit from the cleaners – $35
McBeer for Hamburgler’s bachelor party – $100
Waking up in the park and getting dragged away to jail – PRICELESS. (chad f)
SUBMISSION DEADLINE: saturday at noon, pacific time.
sorry for the delay — i was at disneyland with my kids.
lots of funny stuff here; and while i’m REALLY tempted to go with gman’s crack about riddle’s first day as a consultant, i’m gonna toss the reward challege to sean, for:
Police were duly unimpressed with Ronald’s offer to “kiss my mc-butt”
sean, any YS, Invert or emergentYS book you’d like?