photo in need of a caption

ok, i give in. so many have asked for the return of the old “photo in need of a caption” contests from my old blog, that i’ll play along. but you must realize, i no longer have the power or wherewithal to grant free books to the winner! so with that incentive gone, we may see a dramatic decrease in playas. but we’ll see.

the rules, in case you forgot:
– add a caption as a comment.
– it can be a “title” for the photo, or a “comment” made my someone or something in the photo. either way is fair game.
– if you look back at past winners, you will certainly notice that i have a penchant for the uniquely skewed, rather than the obvious.
– the winner is selected by a purely subjective and biased committee of one: me.
– the prize for winning, in the new whyismarko photo in need of a caption contests is… a hearty congratulations! (maybe if some publisher wants to start spiffing me with sample copies of books like they do for jon acuff, i can start offering books as prizes again).

with that, i give you this beauty. have at it. i’ll likely close the contest in a few days — but i promise nothing.

captionlifesaver

CONTENDERS

Lance | Thank you, I see that hand, are there others who would like to make a decision tonight?

Jason | “…and so who’s ready to accept Jesus as their savior NOW?”

E. Sutter | Unfortunately, it wasn’t until this very moment that Noah realized what ‘cubit’ was.

Jeff Myers | When puppets get caught skinny-dipping.

Ryan Feltman | True election at it’s finest. “For many are called, but few are chosen.” (Matthew 22:14)

Linda Brangwynne | Pastor Bubba, recent seminary graduate, rethinking baptism: maybe sprinkling is better than immersion.

brian aaby | To Save A Life

Randy Raus | The Charismatic Prayer Team’s misguided attempt at going “deeper”!

pbj | nobody gets to breath until I have some volunteers for the Junior Boys all-nighter

brian aaby | Jeff Probst still kickin’ it on Survivor in the year 2037.

ok, since i’m goin’ out of town for a few days, i’m going to go ahead and call a winner…

AND THE WINNER IS…

Jeff Myers | When puppets get caught skinny-dipping.

very original and funny, jeff. nicely played. here’s your prize, dude. enjoy!

47 thoughts on “photo in need of a caption”

  1. “Mr, Christie!!!” One of your games went totally wrong!!! “No it didn’t, I just voted you all off the Island!

  2. As he looked down at the drowning students, he remembered the midweek sketch when they demonstrated how it’s much easier to pull someone down to their level than up to yours, and began considering his options…

  3. Pastor Bubba, recent seminary graduate, rethinking baptism: maybe sprinkling is better than immersion.

  4. They did teach me to baptize until I “scared the hell out of them” but is this what they meant?

    or…..

    Where is the boat? and what is the bag of life jackets doing next to me?

  5. they always said he stayed one year too long as youth pastor

    it’s never good when the lifeguard hates the water

    nobody gets to breath until I have some volunteers for the Junior Boys all-nighter

  6. Brian’s “Now where did I leave those groceries?” made me laugh out loud. Love how simple and obscure it is. :-)

  7. OK, McDonalds it is. You just need to push the car a little farther. What? Yes, I’ll wear my glasses this time…

  8. Bummer, I take the weekend off and I miss the return of PINOAC! Glad to see its return and to see that Jeff is still in top form.

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