photo in need of a caption

it’s been a while. best caption wins the ys book of your choice…

contenders…

mownhenge (jeff gill)

“Honey call the Druid Youth Priest. The teenagers stoned our yard again.” (kyle stoeckig)

Before forking a yard there was this . . . (howie)

hell (ben v)

slave to technology (corey)

A pastors day off. (ben v)

Lowe’s has everything else…why can’t a man find a good henge trimmer when he needs it? (brooklyn)

As Youth Pastor Jim already had to take care of IT, leading worship, and enduring comments about being groomed for “real” ministry, then an elder noticed the grass was a little high… (brian r)

“NYWC: The Early Years – Les Christie prepares to lead his first seminar on games.” (ginny)

Must tidy things up for the aliens. (brad killian)

Holy Mowly!! (trey bledsoe)

George Barna tries to boost the sales of “Pagan Christianity” by doing a book tour. (ginny) (ysmarko: ooh, ginny’s on a role with two contenders!)

PBR him ASAP (rooster)

When I took the job at YS nobody told me I’d be responsible for the upkeep of Marko’s breakdancing arena… (brian r)

and the winner is…

this was a tough one — a few serious final contenders. i waffled between ginny’s about les’ games seminar, jeff’s simple “mownhenge”, corey’s “slave to technology”, and the one i went with in the end as the winner:

Lowe’s has everything else…why can’t a man find a good henge trimmer when he needs it? (brooklyn)

shoot me an email with your book choice, brooklyn!

98 thoughts on “photo in need of a caption”

  1. David, 50 years later, taking care of Goliath’s place. “It’s the least I can do for his loved ones!”

  2. The other day I told my Senior Pastor I was worried that one of my students could be a Stoner, based on the mental image he came up with I’m guessing that something was lost in translation.

  3. I was told that if I mow this whole field with this stupid push mower that the pagan gods will make me “young and hip” in the eyes of the kids. Somehow I think someone might be yanking my chain unless looking like a fancy waiter is “in” right now!

  4. I wonder if I mow Stonehenge in the same direction over and over again, it will hope me grow my hair back…

  5. You call that a “balacing act”. I have to teach on Sunday, give a devotion on Wednesday, plan an activity for Saturday, AND mow the church lawn? Where is my pet goat when I need him?

  6. This is actually a new ad for Abercrombie’s new Abercrombie the Latter Years line of trendy sweater vests thick rimmed glasses.

  7. had to be a druid priest didn’t I… couldn’t have been a Pentecostal… I hear they eat better anyways.

  8. English cricket authorities take equal opportunities seriously, employing their first midget green keeper. [Probably doesn’t work for a US audience – cricket is like baseball, over 5 days]

  9. When I took the job at YS nobody told me I’d be responsible for the upkeep of Marko’s breakdancing arena…

  10. wiping the sweat off his brow, vicar steve wondered if this is what the pastor had in mind when he mentioned ‘service’ and ‘outreach’..

  11. Speaking of Pagan Christianity, I read a review of the sequel at the Ooze. I then bought it. It’s called Reimagining Church. What an incredible book. Much better than Pagan Christianity.

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