photo in need of a caption

it’s been a while. best caption wins the ys book of your choice…

contenders…

mownhenge (jeff gill)

“Honey call the Druid Youth Priest. The teenagers stoned our yard again.” (kyle stoeckig)

Before forking a yard there was this . . . (howie)

hell (ben v)

slave to technology (corey)

A pastors day off. (ben v)

Lowe’s has everything else…why can’t a man find a good henge trimmer when he needs it? (brooklyn)

As Youth Pastor Jim already had to take care of IT, leading worship, and enduring comments about being groomed for “real” ministry, then an elder noticed the grass was a little high… (brian r)

“NYWC: The Early Years – Les Christie prepares to lead his first seminar on games.” (ginny)

Must tidy things up for the aliens. (brad killian)

Holy Mowly!! (trey bledsoe)

George Barna tries to boost the sales of “Pagan Christianity” by doing a book tour. (ginny) (ysmarko: ooh, ginny’s on a role with two contenders!)

PBR him ASAP (rooster)

When I took the job at YS nobody told me I’d be responsible for the upkeep of Marko’s breakdancing arena… (brian r)

and the winner is…

this was a tough one — a few serious final contenders. i waffled between ginny’s about les’ games seminar, jeff’s simple “mownhenge”, corey’s “slave to technology”, and the one i went with in the end as the winner:

Lowe’s has everything else…why can’t a man find a good henge trimmer when he needs it? (brooklyn)

shoot me an email with your book choice, brooklyn!

98 thoughts on “photo in need of a caption”

  1. “Pink Floyd is definately satanic. See the blatant reference to “grass” and getting “stoned”, at stonehenge no less,on their album cover?” – Al Menconi

  2. I’m just not sure we should be going for straight lines, I mean some kind of spiral would be better, surely.

  3. A Gardener’s Bucket list:

    Mow the grass at Stonehenge CHECK
    Rake the sand at the Pyramids ________
    Trim the bushes around the Great Wall ______

  4. (grumbling) – “I wouldn’t be working like this if those friggin’ aliens would just clean up after themselves”

  5. As Youth Pastor Jim already had to take care of IT, leading worship, and enduring comments about being groomed for “real” ministry, then an elder noticed the grass was a little high…

  6. “The Stonehenge Youth Group’s new fundraiser: forget flamingos, forks, or signs…we do large rocks!”

  7. Good Lord, Carl, the druids like you to mow the OTHER direction. They didn’t drag these stones from Wales just to have poor landscaping!

  8. Bill never really understood the young kids “Rock & Roll”…he got the rocks, but no matter how short the grass he could never get them to roll…

  9. YOU KNOW.. YOU WOULD THINK IF WE CAN KILL DANILIONS IN THE YARD, WE COULD ATLEAST GET RID OF THE STUPID ROCKS!! iTS MURDER EDGING AROUND THOSE THINGS….!

  10. Following Rob’s lead… “NYWC: The Early Years – Les Christie prepares to lead his first seminar on games.”

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